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Eye on the TV, 'cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
"Killed by the husband"
"Drowned by the ocean"
"Shot by his own son"
"She used the poison in his tea"
"Then kissed him goodbye"
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies
Don't look at me like im a monster
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This image is always so funny to me because it looks like Jesus and Santa are two parents taking a holiday card photo with their four kids
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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
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Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991), Dir. Pete Hewitt
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worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
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