cuntatadesk
cuntatadesk
The cunt sits at his desk
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cuntatadesk · 10 months ago
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Eye on the TV, 'cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
"Killed by the husband"
"Drowned by the ocean"
"Shot by his own son"
"She used the poison in his tea"
"Then kissed him goodbye"
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies
Don't look at me like im a monster
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cuntatadesk · 10 months ago
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This image is always so funny to me because it looks like Jesus and Santa are two parents taking a holiday card photo with their four kids
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cuntatadesk · 10 months ago
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Ok but this is a little too real
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cuntatadesk · 10 months ago
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I'm still alive if anyone remembers me
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cuntatadesk · 5 years ago
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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
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cuntatadesk · 5 years ago
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Feeling eternal, all this pain is an illusion
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cuntatadesk · 5 years ago
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Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991), Dir. Pete Hewitt
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cuntatadesk · 5 years ago
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 I got something to show you.
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cuntatadesk · 5 years ago
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July 19th...
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relationship goals
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cuntatadesk · 5 years ago
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worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
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