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about to start a gofundme for drugs and alcohol

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when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap

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i miss being myself

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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

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A burger and fries should be five dollars <checks wallet> a burger and fries should be two dollars

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Me when I see people knowing more about my special interest than I do

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your characters love it when you draw them floating and/or in a white void. it gives them a break from existing within the context of reality for a while it’s relaxing

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I have a job interview in 6 hours everyone wish me luck

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Always at the top and then there are the unexpected....

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when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

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hey thanks for buying me that plushie. i know you expected me to do something perverse with it but truthfully i named it after you and hold it when i want to feel close to you. sorry to disappoint

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and if steely dan were aquatic mammals they would be called sealy dan. *never speaks again for the rest of my life*