cuntstrapula
cuntstrapula
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cuntstrapula · 8 minutes ago
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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.
Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.
Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)
Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet
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cuntstrapula · 12 minutes ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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cuntstrapula · 2 hours ago
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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"marriage is the ONLY way to get these protections" "there is NO WAY to hack a legal arrangement to cover everything that marriage grants" "kiddos you don't remember what it was like before we could get married, we finally got rights because we could get married" Okay But You Recognize Why That's Bad, Right. Like that is really, really bad that you have to enter a specific type of relationship to get legal rights. That is A Problem. You recognize that that is Not A Good Thing, Right
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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I get really confused, and even angry sometimes at lower support needs people who don’t understand the true meaning of autonomy and when it comes to caregivers and guardianship.
I mentioned ONCE in a group about wanting to go into assisted living and looking into it. Immediately got dog piled by people saying to absolutely not go into assisted living because itd “take away my autonomy” and “I should just live with others for as long as possible.”
Assisted living, group homes, guardianship, whatever, can very much mean that someone actually GAINS autonomy. And independence. The goal is for quality of life. We should be focusing on quality of life instead of what YOU want. What YOU want as a lower support needs person because you’ve heard bad stories.
Higher support needs people often don’t get the decision. It’s life or death for them. Y’all HAVE to realize that.
Stop forcing your narrative on young higher support needs people who are looking into different options for their care. Yes. It’s SCARY to be put in a bad situation, but often times it’s trial and error for us. Y’all HAVE to realize that. We don’t have the privilege to pick and choose between if we just live independently or go in a group home. It’s group home, or death, or living in a fucked up, maybe even abusive situation already.
Stop it.
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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Happy Mpreg Monday
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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don't forget to be the way you are
my first commissioned work! thanks so much to my client who had great ideas that matched my style. hope you enjoy the artwork! if anyone wants a commission hit my dms :)
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cuntstrapula · 16 hours ago
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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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cuntstrapula · 17 hours ago
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(butch) dogs playing poker
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cuntstrapula · 17 hours ago
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Please, don’t let our fathers be crushed in death lines. Don’t let us grow up among the ruins of life. 🙏❤️‍🩹
I’m Zeina, and today I turn twelve years old. I was supposed to celebrate like I used to in past years…
My 12th Birthday… No Cake, No Gifts, No Laughter
My dad would always prepare little surprises for me—delicious cake, a gift, maybe a new toy.I was the spoiled child of the house, and my joy meant the world to my family.
But this year is different.
This year, there’s No celebration. No cake, No gift, not even a candle to blow out. This year, there is war… famine… and fear that steals sleep from our eyes. I’m not crying over a cake or a toy—I'm crying over something much more important… "My father".
The man who always held me tightly is now at risk just by stepping outside to get us food. We fear he won’t return—only a body wrapped in a shroud.
We will not allow him to walk into death traps. We love him, and we want him to stay alive. We simply cannot bear to lose more.
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cuntstrapula · 17 hours ago
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"are you transmasc nonbinary or transfem nonbinary" actually i'm hitting you with my laser beam, hope that helps.
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cuntstrapula · 17 hours ago
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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