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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

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Remember that trend? Yeah me neither.

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big if true

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new animal just dropped

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2: ffeet

how else kick

things in this world that kick ass

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i’m interested in your bed. is it facing 45’ towards or away from the door????

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Another day in the Office

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his big naturals ouuughhhhhbbhhh………..

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mirror.mp4

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Couples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart

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