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an unfriendly reminder ☺️

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has anyone done this yet

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And that's all I have to say

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Just imagine Rui walking into Ed’s room to clean up, but then he sees Ed with his shirt half unbuttoned… Like—why is Ed like this???

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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I really like Kaoru's viola earring 💜

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Undead x Tomboy

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do you think in the fix-it au, the Skywalkers can't play hide and seek bc they find each other too quickly with the Force

(commission info // tip jar!)

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

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@lstveparade

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Vagastrom and Sinostra ghouls reactions to leaving a small gift/note in their room

I'm finally going to finish this series! It's been a whileee

Leo is excited at first, thinking maybe he can get some content out of this. A secret admirer? A stalker? Oh it was.. you. Pft, he was just playing, of course he knew it was you.(he genuinely didn't) After all no one else could write something so corny. Despite all of his grumbling, the small note and handmade chocolates domake him smile. He will post about them for sure, showing off how much his girlfriend loves him.

I imagine Sho can get a little busy when people start to line up in front of his food truck. Well, we can't really blame them when his cooking is so good. He always cooks for you so now it's your turn. He smiles when he eats the food, imagining you preparing it step by step just for him. He's grateful and appreciates your gesture, but careful. You might just end up getting roped in to help with the cooking from now on!

Alan is caught a bit off guard, looking around as if hoping to see the 'culprit' behind this. But there's no one. Just a new pair of gloves on his bed. He only has one suspicion, and it turns out to be correct. Of course it's you. He doesn't really understand why would you gift him something all of the sudden, telling you not to waste your money on him.. Do go ahead and flick his forehead with all your might before reassuring him how much he means to you.

Ritsu's focused expression suddenly softens when he finds your note. He takes a few minutes to just look at it, before carefully putting it away in his file. He can't help but wonder though, what was the reason? Do you need anything from him? Is there an important date approaching that he somehow missed? He needs to make sure to get to the bottom of this. And when he finally finds out why, he smiles to himself. He won't ask openly but he's hoping he'll be finding more love notes from now on.

I believe Taiga wouldn't really register what's that about, thinking it's probably some crazy girl who dared to break into his room to sneak in a love note. It only clicks when you explain it to him.. Well, he gets even more cocky after that. Such a fussy kitty cat you are! He probably will forget what's written on the note sooner than later, expect for the last ones about loving him forever. To him, it's a promise. So don't you dare break his heart!

Romeo is so confused. Why are you suddenly communicating with him through notes? Each one makes him blush slightly which only irritates him. It's just some pieces of paper with words written on them, so why is he feeling so.. warm inside? Bonus points for him for actually recognizing your handwriting right away. (he always complains how messy it is compared to his) He demands to know why are you doing this, and gets.. just a little less harsh when you explain it to him. You can keep them coming I guess..

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something