Cupid, he/him, 20. mostly fandom shit and shitposting like my main account except like, nsfw. minors dni please
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my habit of assigning characters my own traits has gotten out of hand. ive decided hawkeye pierce gets mildly dysphoric over not having a tail to emote with and it's only a sex thing about 62% of the time
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Can't even name a couple Blowjob and Peg anymore. Because of woke.
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the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now
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my habit of assigning characters my own traits has gotten out of hand. ive decided hawkeye pierce gets mildly dysphoric over not having a tail to emote with and it's only a sex thing about 62% of the time
#im not even putting fandom tags on this one#but like look at him and tell me that it wouldnt look natural for him to have like. canine ears and tail#<- guy who wishes it could pin back its ears and bare its teeth to indicate it needs to be left tf alone#<- guy who wishes it could wag its tail to indicate friendliness and interest
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also decided to make ANOTHER side blog for more personal or real life centered hornyposting since this blog (main for this account) is mostly for explicit fandom and shitpost type stuff im not comfortable putting on my main account
#too many relatives know my main username#i am not going to post drawings of like idfk woverine's cock on there#but then since im interacting with fandom blogs on this account#i dont wanna like. tell the fandom bloggers that im actively horny or something if they see me in their notes and click on my blog#yes i know it's my blog and i can post what i want.#feels better to my brain to use sideblogs#(i have a separate fandom piss blog and a separate pup blog too.)#the oversharing blog is cupidneedsmuzzled btw. if anyone sees this somehow#and decides they wanna hear all the details of my T fueled insanity
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changed username from cupidisslutty to cupidissubtle. totally not sarcastic, totally wanna have some more tact
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Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.
#reblogging again in light of my latest post#i will not blorbotag. but im looking with blorbo intent#(this is also still just me though)
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binged hannibal. unbearably attracted to will graham. suffering
#i see a disheveled man i want to put a collar on him#i want to do t4t things to him#i cant find fics that fit my really specific taste though
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do you ever get super caught up in a discussion about loving women and almost say some borderline kinky shit about expressing undying love and devotion to them
#thankfully it's a text conversation so no one knows i left to hornypost on tumblr#like i literally got distracted thinking about how much i love women and was trying to figure out how to express it#and very nearly basically said i want to be domme's devoted pet who does whatever she asks and showers her in affection and appreciation#.........brb finding out when the local femdom group is having their next munch
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He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞 (1/2)
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Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:
The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate
The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration
"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.
The grunting, panting, yelling.
Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car
Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions
Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex
Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)
There was a time skip.
Seatbelt bondage
Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards
In summary; they totally fucked in that thing
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