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What the HECK is that THING

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spamton & tennas tv time ???

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WHY is no one talking about how Caine claims he can't effect anyone's mind? Amd then he turned jax into a vegan? And jaxs face when he realized the implication there...

Oughg

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Not Anymore.

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Was Jax mocking Zooble for being a stereotypical butch lesbian?

Then they get their revenge by hitting Jax with the effeminate gay man stereotype

I wonder if that relates to this

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

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it turns out a lot of people are actually on the same page about whether or not they'd work if they didn't have to earn money, we just all seem to have wildly different definitions of what counts as work. i'll see one person say "of course i would, i'd still want to create art and volunteer in my local community" and another say "hell no i wouldn't, i'd quit work and just create art and volunteer in my local community" and then they look at eachother like they said something incomprehensible.

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part of the reason I think it’s so sad that we collectively write so few stories about unrequited love is bc I feel like there’s very little public acknowledgment of how much it sucks to be the one somebody is in unrequited love with??? and not in a way of like, oh they’re crossing boundaries or putting expectations on me or whatever. becoming close friends with someone and then finding out they’re in love with you and you don’t love them back the same way is heartbreaking, bc a) someone you love is in pain and there is literally nothing you can do about it, and b) it usually means that whether you like it or not there’s going to be distance in your friendship that wasn’t there before as they try to get over you. idk man I just feel like we’ve all discussed the tragedy of loving someone who doesn’t love you back quite a lot and very rarely discuss the tragedy of finding out the way that you love someone just isn’t enough.

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my deltarune theory

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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Sonic's legs are sticks here, but oh well!

What do you think they're watching?

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susie is my favorite of the deltarune cast 1000% and one of my favorite characters possibly ever and yet i cant form a single coherent thought on her. i cant even like, think properly about what specifically in her character speaks to me without feeling like a kicked wet puppy. she makes me feel so much and i cant even put it into words for like a coherent analysis or anything

and then she just says shit like this randomly. one of the characters that truly speaks to me like no other and one that ive found so much meaning in. and she just says shit like this for some reason. Why the fuck does she say this. this has been stuck in my head for the past week i just say French fry, (oo), on the freaking ground. randomly and start giggling like a maniac to myself. thank you susie deltarune. thank you toby fox

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For the little prince!

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it’s so vindicating to get to put the “Ralsei is evil!!!” shit to bed. that kid?? HIM? he thinks he doesn’t deserve a bed. he’s never tasted his own baking bc he doesn’t believe it’s his place. he thinks he’s not entitled to FEELINGS. he told kris they can hit him if they want. he thinks it’s his role to be used and tossed aside. he held a great burden all by himself bc he thought he had to. none of his own suffering counted to him bc he believed he wasn’t real. that kid needs a vacation and maybe an SSRI.