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i was put on this earth to call out the arses that participated in the creation of my special interests. because i love a lot and not everyone deserves this amount of love.
#however.#if there comes a day when eric barone is exposed for being an asshole or sth i will consider to violently set myself on fire.#/j but there's a hint of truth.#i will never ever EVER forgive uns*rpassableZ. literally tears in my eyes at just the thought of what happened
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WHY DOES MY HEADER REFUSE TO CHANGE ARGHHHHH
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kate todd is so freaking adorable. such a nice woman. look at this shit.
i am so happy whenever i accidentally get obsessed with a media/piece of art and the people behind it just so happen to be good people that deserve to be praised for their work (and more). i can't wait till i find the money to afford amazon's expensive shipping so i can frame this art on my wall and my heart.
#mbav#kate todd#i always want to assume the best in people#so the minute an artist of whom i admire their work dissappoints me#i stop supporting them cold-turkey#and that includes merely talking about them#which is also why i will never ever separate the art from the artist#thank you kate and cameron for appearing to be very chill people 馃┓#the rest of the main cast (3) can fuck off until they appear to have fixed themselves 馃拫#(except maybe fartticus. i can't imagine this bitch ever stopping to look disgusting to me)
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made this for fun no hate it's just funny
pls b anon for your sake just block us and move on, life's too short
#they have even messaged ME numerous times even if i'm inactive on tumblr#and the (recent) messages were about posts i made like 1 year ago#for me it kind of makes this fandom place feels a little dangerous bc i have dealt with the same exact type of people in other fandoms#and those people... lets say... they love doxxing
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It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant
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pastor monologue asmr. you must have known this was coming. i need help. severely.
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what are we, some kinda bottoms (2023 dir. emma seligman)?
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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it (SOUND ON SO YOU CAN HEAR HIS HEAD HITTING THE DOORKLNOB AND THE MUSIC CUT OFF)
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Don't mind me, just thinking about how the first pic shows a scene from the pilot episode where Guillermo is wanting Nandor to turn him into a vampire and how the second pic shows a scene from the season 5 finale where Nandor technically did turn Guillermo into a vampire and how the glitter portrait that Nandor made him in the pilot shows them both as vampires and how the portrait became reality for the both of them in the season 5 finale (even down to the similar clothing), and how Nandor gave Guillermo a gift in each respective episode, as shown by: the first - a portrait of turning Guillermo into a vampire, and the second - giving Guillermo the gift of vampirism, as well as giving him the choice to choose.
Nandor: "Look! It's you! I made you into a vampire! And look who's next to you, it's me!" - 1x01, What We Do In The Shadows
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to lie down in a little corner and combust.
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me when i know my familiar is too kind to be an apex predator so even when he betrays me and turns behind my back, i stage an elaborate fake ceremony involving all of our friends to give him a chance to take it back without embarrassment or shame
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Babygirl. My sweetheart darling. Who cares about the murders
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