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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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Man I don't care if sitting in the opposite direction of moving has a bazillion positive health effects. If I walk onto a train and all the seats are in reverse I will cry

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give him soup.

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you like me?? for my personality?? the same thing they named my disorder after...????

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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who decided kissing is inherently romantic. or holding hands. i will find u

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Guys, it happened. I’m an

AAAAAA (aromantic, asexual, agender, with autism, adhd, & anxiety)

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me an asexual: don’t you think sex is a little unhygienic

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friendship breakups are lowkey the worst thing ever cause what do you mean this person I used to share every single detail of my life with is just gone

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It's just this

Funniest setup: one guy wearing this sticker

And one walking beside him holding his hand with