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Tell me why I had a dream about someone having a makeshift concession stand selling records and one of them was a t rex record 😭

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★"What can I get for you, little angel?~"★

Dale in a maid outfit!

[The triangle is not blood it's an emblem for shits and giggles]

As long as he thinks he looks pretty for Mr. Downstairs, he don't care how he looks.

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HEY. YOU. YEA YOU SEEING THIS! MOOT OR NOT. YOU'RE FUCKING LOVELY ASF. KEEP BEING A LOVELY BUTTERFLY, YOU LOVELY BITCH!! 💜🦋

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely af.

✨♡♡✨♡♡✨♡♡✨♡♡✨

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I miss Dr Schneeplestein 🙂‍↕️

Dear viewers, happy anniversary to this video appearance!

Poor Peter 🥲

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If there's no more daley Dale content anymore I'm gonna be so upsetti spaghetti 😕

i think we can all collectively agree that we’ll be pissed off and let down if there’s no bts of nic or any new pics of dale OR ANYTHING DALE RELATED on the steelbook :))

i get mine next friday!! i’ll be avoiding any dale posts cause i wanna be surprised if we do get new dale stufffff LMAO

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Ooooh I'm grabbing my pina colada body lotion too, and giving that old bastard a back rub.. he'll love it 🙂‍↕️

what if while dale was working you snuck up behind him and played with his hair like braiding and putting flowers in it, or tying random pigtails all over his head and putting sparkly clips? ⋆. 𐙚 ˚🌼🤭

i think dale would enjoy it a lot if you played with his hair but would be a grumpy jackass if you tried to add flowers and clips, especially if you snuck up on him LMAO

“now what are you doing?” he asks annoyed as you already put a flower crown on him, a few of his curls left out of the braid to frame his face.

“you’re a fairy princess! now let me do your makeup,” you smile heading over to his vanity to grab his eyeshadow and such.

“mother of mary,” he huffs under his breath wanting to finish his work.

he sucks it up and deals with it, not only because it makes you happy, but because he’s enjoying the process of becoming beautiful.

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THIS IS TOO ADORABLE WHAAT 💖

I was wearing my boots that look like Dale's today, and a little girl came up to me and said she liked my shoes....Now I wonder if any little girl has ever said that to Dale....

thanks for sending me this bestie hehe

dale hums quietly as he looks through a flip bin of records, the store’s door opening and closing as each customer comes and goes. he picks up an album here and there to examine it, and puts it down before moving onto the next bin. there’s a little tap on his long leg and his attention drifts down to a little girl no older than four.

“like your shoes,” she says softly, her little finger pointing to his white boots.

“my, my,” dale smiles as he squats down to her level, “now aren’t you the sweetest little peach.” he didn’t dare ask when her birthday was, he knew she was too little to know. “where’s your mommy and daddy, little angel?”

“over there.” she looks over and points to a woman exchanging an album at the counter, “that’s mommy.”

“well you better get back to her, sweetpea.”

“but we match,” she pouts, her little finger now pointing to her own boots, pure white just like his.

“oh wow,” dale gasps softly with faux excitement, “we do match!”

the woman frantically rushes over as she calls her daughter’s name, the little girl looking up at her mother right after dale hands her a quarter for the gumball machine.

“i’m so sorry about that! i just had the stranger-danger talk with her and it’s clear she hasn’t grasped it yet,” the woman sighs, dale smiling and blinking as he rises from his squatted position as she speaks.

“no trouble at all, you never know these days,” dale says while nodding in agreement, his fingers fidgeting with his silver ring as he’s itching to ask about her birthday.

the lady thanks him and drags her daughter out of the store, the little girl looking back and giving dale a little wave goodbye.

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THERE HE ISS, THE BIRTHDAY BOYYY!

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He forgot his to take his meds...that's all 🫡

A Lil Comic

Ehhhhgh I tried making a little comic where Dale is upset with Y/N and is uhhh playing a lil game of hide and seek

He just got a little too silly that's all

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Wonder how Lee "grew up around Dale". What her home life was like around him, albeit having no recollection.

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💥✋🏼🗣️💜👎🏼

MF WHATS THAT MEAN ITS BAD???

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Poor Ruth 🫡

liked the idea of fem!dale dating ruth by @crimsonxcloverr :P

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Damn any y'all born in the 14th? 🫡

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If Nick drops breadcrumbs of hints in the Surfer I'm flipping tables!! AHAHAHAHA 😭

i swear to god nic has the weirdest fucking life and every movie i watch im like??? longlegs mentioned?? i believe in that cage movie universe theory

because wtf do you mean MR LONGDALE?

AND KOBBLE?

also the code “elad” in national treasure 2?? like really? dale?? HMMMM. AND DECIPHERING CODES????

i just watched 8MM (good movie btw) and there was a character named MARY anne. and in the movie adaptation, nic plays twins. one twin yaps about a killer in the basement. and in conair, these pervs call his wife a little angel. and he’s always celebrating someone’s fucking birthday in a movie, i stg! also hail satan in renfield??? i’m spiraling because dale is rotting my brain SOS.

i have no one to talk about this plsss

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Hearing this in Dale's voice..

"ohh little angel, why don't we...take a nap together~..."

(interpret that however you want, sinister and tender, like he's trying to lull you into a false sense of security, as naturally so! Or if he's just looking for a cuddle buddy to nap with when Ruth is out delivering dolls.)

( But that doesn't mean Mr. Downstairs is not there. :) )

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When I tell you, if I'm taking my dirtbike out for a few hot laps, and I pass up next to this man in his car.. best believe I'll fuck with him, not ideal but.. 😭

Haha BRAP... BRAP... I'd be cruising 3rd gear handful of throttle, would I escape him? No.. probably not ..

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we do not claim weird ass people, homophobes, or bullies in the fandom, hope that helps!!