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Mod: I should be getting a Chromebook soon (through a program) so hopefully I’ll be able to draw some responses soon

Genuinely sorry for such a long hiatus

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Happy Anya Mouthwashing

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"why, me and my Friend-O here go way back! i ate his tongue and we've been coworkers even since"

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forcing curly to have an even worse day one mocktail at a time 👍

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Mod: one of the reasons I’m still behind on answering asks even though I’m back is because I’d like to draw some responses to your asks, I don’t want to just draw on paper and post pictures though because my camera quality is awful and ya’ll deserve better than that, so be patient with me please!!

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fancy and festive🥂

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You don’t belong here, this is our home.

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good ending

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👁️🩸𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨.🩸👁️

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pokes curly

{Curly lays there quietly staring at the ceiling, counting the tiles again for the hundredth time. Until he feels a jab in his side, causing an explosion of pain. He starts writhing and groaning}

Translator: Oh gee, that wasn’t even hard!!! Look at that reaction!! I guess that’s what happens when you have no skin to protect your nerves. I wond…… oh dang, here comes that Lady, gotta hide!!!!

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Open Wide

Close-up on this freak

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I am sleep deprived but my brain came up with the theory of the translator being the parasite from HFAM

Translator: You may have been sleep deprived but your brain was working overtime!!!! Not sure how we ended up here, but me and my Fishy Friendo found Pally here and decided to help him out!!!!

We know what it’s like to feel like a fish out of water, and it seems like a real good show around here. So let’s see how this ride plays out

Mod: you can ask the Translator questions directly now if you wish :)

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Mod Post: because of certain individuals I will be taking a break from answering on Wednesday Edit: Monday not Wednesday, sorry,(23rd), probably up until January starts.

While I have media asks off and stuff I don’t want to run the risk of getting targeted, and the fact this blog is new, I want people to have the chance to discover the blog in the tags, come here and maybe and have a little fun, not have Curly’s asks and the blog concept itself get lost amongst a bunch of bullshit.

I’ll answer what I can before then, and feel free to keep sending asks!!! They will be answered, just they’ll be saved up until January.

Curly’s Translator/Assistant will be officially revealed before the break as well!!! After the reveal feel free to ask them things as well if you’d like :)

And finally, so this blog doesn’t die because I don’t want it to, Mouthwashing has become far too important to me to let it, I will be reblogging fanart and analysis here.

Peace and Love over the next couple weeks my friends

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hey translator, how do you tell what curly is thinking so accurately?

Translator: it’s easy when you can get into someone’s head ;)

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Curly, this miiiiiiiight sound a little crazy because frankly, it IS... but are there fish talking for you? 🐟 (Dang! Guessing's quite tough, though you're right: this is very, very fun! 😁)

Translator: Haha, you silly people, fish can’t type!!! But you guys are getting so close, you’re so hot you might burn your tongue!!!!

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{Do I regret my actions??? Of course I do. But what could I do. What could I fucking do!?! Jimmy always had a rough time, I thought he could use a hand. He was doing well!!! Or I thought he was. I didn’t think he’d try to crash the ship!!

I DIDNT THINK HE’D DO THAT TO ANYA!!!

I thought he’d listen to me. Why did I think he’d listen to me. Everything happened so fast. We weren’t even halfway through the haul. Now I might as well be buried alive. Either way I’m trapped. I never should’ve brought him here}

hey man are you regretting your actions yet

[Curly stares at the message. His muscles tense up]

Translation: what is there to regret?!? I’m sure any situation before this was handled well and as professionally as it could be!!!

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hey man are you regretting your actions yet

[Curly stares at the message. His muscles tense up]

Translation: what is there to regret?!? I’m sure any situation before this was handled well and as professionally as it could be!!!