El, inflicting her thoughts on the world at large. Recovering pessimist. I apologize in advance for what you will see here.
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no i dont understand why you are in love with a vampire you have only met twice and how dare you compare your relationship with him to the relationship i have with my best friend, i dont care that hes a talking frog, we have been inseparable for the last nine years
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losing an ideological debate against the guy who killed my dad and put me on the throne because he believes that I will be a good change in this world and I'm trying to convince him that the people he killed weren't worth it but he's actually kind of 100% correct in saying that what I'll do for the common folk will save way more lives than he killed and he's satisfied with that and he's kind of got a crazy look in his eyes but that doesn't mean he isn't right
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Wind and Truth spoilers
I'm so sad kaladin won't get to see oroden grow up.
I really hope they get to interact in the sequels...
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My RoW Reread is turning me into a KaLeshwi truther
#anything is better than syladin#but i think they would be good together#rhythm of war#cosmere#stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed#kaleshwi
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“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.
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won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store
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ENT didn't give us 4 seasons of nuanced, culturally relevant, and rich exploration of Vulcan society just for SNW to steamroll them all into hyperefficient debate club meangirls
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“Spock is only half Vulcan whereas the four of us r fully Vulcan” what if I killed you
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sick of streaming platforms' blatant disrespect towards the sanctity of the "watching end-credits while collecting your thoughts" ritual
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Im on chapter 9 of warbreaker, and I don't understand the vivenna hate??? She's lovely?? Sure, she's a bit arrogant and judgemental given that she's a princess and all, but what she's willing to do for her sister?
#shes brave#shes clever#she'll sacrifice herself at the drop of a hat but she'll burn down the world for her sister#i keep waiting for her to do something egregious lol#warbreaker#cosmere
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Ngl I just finished oathbringer and I thought the radiants got very op very fast. I still liked the book, but I feel like it lowers the stakes if all the radiants and their friends are functionally invincible if there is enough stormlight. (the gemstone reserve??? Rlly???) Hoping BS will do smth to bring down the power lvl a little.
#adolin was literally impaled#but then its like#good thing renarin is here and can heal anyone of any recent injury!#i want them to hurt lol#oathbringer#stormlight archive#cosmere
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I'm a certified Elhokar hater™, but chapter 84 of Oathbringer was utterly devastating
#i hate how easily BS manipulates my emotions#he was becoming a better man :'(#elhokar kholin#cosmere#stormlight archive#oathbringer
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I wrote this before they went to stay with his tailor
Working my way through oathbringer. I really think Adolin would enjoy it if someone gave him one of those bedazzler kits where you can glue rhinestones to clothes.
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Working my way through oathbringer. I really think Adolin would enjoy it if someone gave him one of those bedazzler kits where you can glue rhinestones to clothes.
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After promising to be present on both a romantic date with Adolin as well as an important meeting with her fellow Radiants, Shallan must use her Lightweaving to appear in two places at once. While practicing Surgebinding with Szeth, Kaladin misuses Cohesion and the two have to learn to get through the day literally stuck together. Dalinar is banned from the tower's book club after his suggestion every week is always the way of kings.
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I'm obsessed with the stormlight archive rn. In the middle of wor.
I hate when I'm getting into a new fandom and I meet The Blorbo and I have to grudgingly concede that they are great. Like, yeah, y'all were right about Kaladin Stormblessed.
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