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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful... some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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‘ICE Agents 500% more likely to be assaulted’ Good.

Man who decided to kidnap people as a profession is more likely to get the shit beaten out of him.

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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

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convinced my 10 y/o nephew to watch naruto and he sent me this i'm screaming

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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.