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ennies lobby is amazing because luffy be just asking for insane shit like it's nothing. hey zoro cut this fucking train in half. hey usopp burn that flag to ashes. hey robin stop being suicidal and join my crew and be best friends with me!! :D

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I WAS TODAY-YEARS-OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT AKECHI LEARNS “PROTECT” BEFORE “ENDURE.”

HE LITERALLY PUTS JOKER’S LIFE BEFORE HIS OWN

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We have finally reached the ideal state of humanity.

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i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

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this is the average tumblr experience

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Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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A former stray very happy to be inside

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one of the cafes I go to sometimes has a loyalty card that says “coffee addict” on it. and as a recovering addict this immediately transported me into an alternate universe where bars have loyalty cards that say “ALCOHOLIC” right in the middle. would that be fucked or what

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

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once you start saying yippee you can never go back

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Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

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lets overthrow mama