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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

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Come to IHOP in the next forty minutes if you want an uhhhhhhhhh fucking knuckle sandwich

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TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

via reddit.com

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what happened here

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I swear to god if I see another one of these Spotify ads

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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kobi levi in for the love of shoes - patrice farameh (2013)

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

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characters in shows & movies will be like “i havent ridden a horse in ten years idk what i’m doing” and then it cuts to a stunt double galloping with the surest seat in the west

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

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the ache of nostalgia

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“By the usual measures, Biden should be cruising to reëlection. Violent crime has dropped to nearly a fifty-year low, unemployment is below four per cent, and in January the S. & P. 500 and the Dow hit record highs. More Americans than ever have health insurance, and the country is producing more energy than at any previous moment in its history. His opponent, who is facing ninety-one criminal counts, has suggested that if he is elected he will fire as many as fifty thousand civil servants and replace them with loyalists, deputize the National Guard as a mass-deportation force, and root out what he calls “the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.””

— Joe Biden’s Last Campaign