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O my dear sweet Christmas we’ve reach the point of having to explain this meme…..I’ve lived to long, the ages have wearied me, I need a lie down and a cuppa

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I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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Knowledge is empowering

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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