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holy shit hi oomfs

was at the show tonight and got an audio for sarahgrace as cherry ! lmk if anyone is interested

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man i need to post here more i’m too busy being the kitchen table on twitter 💔

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follow my twt i’m so funny there and i need more moots (@curtisfamtable)

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true to my branding i will not shut the hell up about the table breaking until someone releases an audio of it

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BROKE

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THANK YOUUU and crying bc I just missed a code drop. 😭 Also thank you for offering your help, I'll ask again if I ever get to create an account LOL

those code drops are no joke fr 😭 the amount of times i was too late on them is insane

feel free to ask away when you get in! i’ve got guides for overall app usage but i also have Outsiders specific guides ❤️✌️

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I DID IT I DID IT I CRAWLED OUT OF THE HATE PIT BITCH

THE URGE TO BE LIKED BY EVERYONE DOESN’T STOP AT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

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made the mistake of letting darry and paul reconcile in my status scenario and now they’re just gay on main and I got this interaction that made me cry laughing

“y’all need jesus” is sending me 😭 like they’re not subtle AT ALL i just wanted them to be stop being gay and sad about each other but now they’re just gay and insufferable

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IM CRYING

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bro hates my guts and yet my need to be liked by everyone (even fictional) presses on

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I started being a menace on Twitter (follow me @curtisfamtable)

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OH MY GOD WE GET IT YOU’RE GAY AND TRAGIC STOP SIGHING WISTFULLY ON MAIN

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Why yes Status, I will use the brand new rp feature for my Marbit agenda

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Bro does NOT like my character at all

Fair and real since my character is a greaser

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HELP WHY IS THIS ONE FUNNIER

What the hell are you yapping about 😭

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What the hell are you yapping about 😭

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Outsiders driving headcanons:

- Soda and Steve are both lead-footed as FUCK but they're ultimately responsible drivers

- However, their responsibility goes out the window if they pull up next to a Soc at a red light (at which the race is immediately ON)

- Darry drives with one hand on the steering wheel and his elbow on the edge of the window

- Ponyboy hates learning how to drive because Darry gets impatient with him and yells all the while Soda's in the back just laughing his ass off

- "I drive responsibly because there's illegal shit in my car" - Two-Bit probably

- "I drive irresponsibly DESPITE there being illegal shit in my car" - Dallas definitely

- Ponyboy drives under the speed limit at first and it annoys EVERYONE

- Johnny only drives the others cars when they get too trashed to drive home and need a sober driver (he's too jumpy to drive without slamming his foot on the brake every so often, FORGET driving on the interstate)

- Johnny "turn the damn music down I can't see the road" Cade

I had more but my brain erased them like an etch-a-sketch