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gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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the church trying to get us to believe that anyone from chicago has a direct line to god ... baby the bears have been calling for years His ass is NOT answering

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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at the next inconvenience, i'm going to become a fish

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This is how any corporation functions. First, increasing profits is done by attracting more customers. Then, once they have all the customers they're going to get, increasing profits is done by increasing prices or cutting costs.

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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