cuteangrycoconuts - Tumblr blog

[cuteangrycoconuts]

“you would make me a tyrant”

“i would make you a queen”

[X]

[cuteangrycoconuts]

Morfydd Clark as Galadriel & Charlie Vickers as Sauron

[cuteangrycoconuts]

— What happened? — Dispute about a woman.

[cuteangrycoconuts]

it was all by design cause i'm a mastermind

[cuteangrycoconuts]

"she's married" "he killed her brother" "he's devil incarnate" buddy idgaf here's them making out

[cuteangrycoconuts]

Awful marriage proposals, the hall of Shame

Darcy, first proposal to Elizabeth :

Insults her family, implies he's stupid to propose her, and basically says she's lucky he loves her despite the "inferiority of her birth". Lovely, I wonder why it didn't work...

2. Kylo Ren, proposal to Rey

Nothing says "true love" more than a man who starts his love confession by telling the girl he likes she's not worth shit "except for him" because her parents were losers who sold her for drinking money, right? Rey was totally crying of happiness. Sure.

3. Sauron, proposal to Galadriel

"Darling, if you don't marry me, your people will all die, darkness will cover the world and I'll tell everyone it was your fault"

Guys I'm not sure, but I think we've got a winner !

What a bunch of losers...

[cuteangrycoconuts]

osha/qimir x galadriel/sauron » parallels part 1/? THE ACOLYTE // THE RINGS OF POWER

[cuteangrycoconuts]

Galadriel x Sauron - Our Darkest Hour

you're an angel, i'm a dog or you're a dog and i'm your man. you believe me like a god, i destroy you like i am. i'm sorry i'm the one you love, no one will ever love me like you again. so, when you leave me, i should die. i deserve it, don't I? i can feel it gettin' near like flashlights comin' down the way. one day, you'll figure me out, i'll meet judgment by the hounds. people always gave me love, others were never to blame after all. you believe me like a god, i betray you like a man.

i’m your man - mitski

they’re so tortured and beautiful I just want to hold them. i’ve said it before but the chokehold they have on me is super duper violent.

[cuteangrycoconuts]

its kinda funny how haladriel thrives best when dubcon manipulative toxic obsessed unhinged mutual hatred etc yet thats considered morally wrong/projecting/fucked up to the purists, but when the fandom enjoys the softer dynamics you have people whining about no actually he’s evil and incapable of true love so you’re delusional ☝🏻 like which is it then 😭

[cuteangrycoconuts]

"So, I think everyone's right to ship away if they want." — CHARLIE VICKERS agrees, ship and let ship! ⊹﹏𓊝﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Interview with Eva Carducci

[cuteangrycoconuts]

Galadriel: This what [Sauron] wants!

Me: YOU are what Sauron wants!!

[cuteangrycoconuts]

Elendil & Míriel in THE RINGS OF POWER: HALLS OF STONE

[cuteangrycoconuts]

this is how it went right?

[cuteangrycoconuts]

I am supposed to be touched. I can't wait to find the person who will come into the kitchen just to smell my neck and get behind me and hug me and breathe me in and make me turn around and make me kiss his face and put my hands in his hair even with my soapy dishwater drips. I am a lovely woman. Who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

[cuteangrycoconuts]

ADAM PARRISH — LONESOME

blue lily lily blue — maggie stiefvater // the book of disquiet — fernando pessoa // succession (2018), s3 ep9 (x) // the lonely city — olivia laing // sex education (2019), s2 ep2 // little weirds — jenny slate // little women (2019) // this song will save your life — leila sales // call down the hawk — maggie stiefvater

[cuteangrycoconuts]

when jenny slate said “I realize I want to hear my voice and only mine. Not the voice of my voice within a cacophony of old pains. Just mine, now.” and when toni morrison said “I want to feel what I feel. What’s mine. Even if it’s not happiness, whatever that means. Because you’re all you’ve got.” and when mary oliver said

[cuteangrycoconuts]

Who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?

you say you don’t want a boyfriend, but you know that’s not true - Charlotte Green/the voice - Anaïs Nin/the unabridged journals of Sylvia Plath - Sylvia Plath/tolerate it - Taylor Swift/the unabridged journals of sylvia plath - Sylvia Plath/the unexpurgated diary of anaïs nin - Anaïs Nin/ @treebloods/@lovebeing-a-girl/@ sanwtch on instagram/ @onlyanothermundane/@tullispink/I am an observer, but not by choice - @fatimaamerbilal/the prophecy - Taylor Swift/criss cross - Lynne Rae Perkins/Vladimir Mayakovsky in a letter to Lili Brik/what I could never confess without some bravado - Emily Palermo/little weirds - Jenny Slate

requested here