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When’s the last time Arsenal has brought us joy?

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it’s kinda gay to work at Bath and Body Works as a man lol

i’m gay

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being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

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The worst thing abt working in a craft store is that 90% of the time, the woman jokes in some way or another her husband will kill her/beat her for spending money. Or they’ll half the payment in cash so it “looks like less when he checks our account.”

That shit isn’t funny. It isn’t cute and it makes me so sad that these women joke about it. So WHAT if your wife likes to make wreaths or sparkly tumbler cups??? So WHAT if her passion is soap making or painting?? God forbid ur wife have a fucking hobby that isn’t blowing you!!

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ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life

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By Jan and Odee

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sports fans when their phone buzzes during a game

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coming home

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?”

20-year-old woman: “Why won’t you?”

40-year-old man: (head explodes)

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The 2010s will be over in six months.

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if a man has even one brain cell. he will use that to manipulate u

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shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all

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(190713) knowing bros - ryujin

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