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Katsu gulped hard and tried not to stumble. He could feel eyes on him even though they were momentary glances at most.

"C-Come on, we're almost home. D-Don't make this harder for me..." His chest heaved against Caleb's pawing hands. @katsu-wants-your-bottom

{🧁} - "Hm hm, I'm sure it is getting harder...~" Caleb loved the way Katsu's voice wavered. He wanted to make sure he took care of the blond, even if he wasn't the best at topping.

Caleb then hopped off Katsu's back and took his hand. "I'm okay now, don't want you to lose your strength because of me~ Let me do that later~"

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"Wha--?? Honored? I ain't royalty! I'm just some guy!" Katsu hauled Caleb through the streets, weaving past pedestrians. It might have looked like he was carrying a drunk back to his home, except Katsu's cheeks were just as red as a drunkard's.

"I just... I dunno what it is about ya. You're just so soft and pretty. I do wanna... y'know, pound ya. But... what I really want is you to pound me first. Because you're so pretty... Ugh, I'm not makin' any sense!" @katsu-wants-your-bottom

{🧁} - Caleb just giggled at Katsu's struggle. He kissed the top of his head. "You're so cute...~ Don't think too hard about it, okay~?" He let his hands that were holding onto Katsu's shoulders began to slide down the front of his chest. He purred into Katsu's ear, "Where do you want me to service you, hm~?"

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Goodluck Pikachu

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

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Not a very good writing day I'm gonna watch tornado videos u3u

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"W-Well... It feels so weird askin'... Ugh..." Katsu braced himself to make a big request as he carried the thin pretty boy on his back.

"...Would ya fuck me?" @katsu-wants-your-bottom

{🧁} - "I'm sure it's not that weird-" Caleb almost fell off of Katsu's back when he asked his question. "I-... I'm not asked to top often, but..." He adjusted himself and placed a kiss to Katsu's neck, just below his ear. "I'd be honored... Katsu...~"

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{🏰} - Honestly, Garridan didn't know how this whole thing would pan out. He was definitely more lenient when it came to situations like this, and he wouldn't be offended if Silvanus was repulsed by the idea.

However...

The touch was completely unexpected. Garridan froze for a moment processing what was happening. "Ah, y-yes..." Oh dear...

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🌸} "Yes, that's right~" The elf answered with a slight hum, subtle smile upon his lips as the beast came to sit beside him. "Oh no, it's quite alright~…" A faint pause as he laughs softly with the words. "I admit that such boldness was a little surprising… But~, don't think I would go so far as saying it made me uncomfortable." Violet eyes slipped closed a moment as he exhaled another faint laugh, soon looking back up at the other beside him.

"Oh my--" A soft exclamation was offered in return for that comment about the other pair. "Well, even if that is the case-- hopefully they're enjoying themselves~…" He chuckled with that playful remark, before leaning a bit closer to the larger form beside him. "And while I will admit that the thought of everyone sharing a room did feel like a bit much…" The rest of that thought remained unsaid, but in honesty splitting up had mostly been in the interest of Sören's benefit-- as the mage felt anything more than one partner was likely to mortify the poor vampire.

"So long as you're still commutable with the idea as well, then I wouldn't mind following through with that proposition~…" With that, Silvanus hummed softly-- reaching up to gently scratch along the beast's chin and jaw. "It was, Garridan, yes?" Echoing that earlier confirmation of introduction, the elf tilted his head slightly, fingers traveling up toward the corner of the other's jaw.

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Soaked in the hot tub today, that was nice =w=

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Wanting a She-Shed of my own, or just a little trailer to escape to. It'd be nice to have a space all my own ;;w;; (now if only they didn't cost so much rip

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B Dylan Hollis Starters

Some may be slightly N.SFW 

“Now, I can’t think of anything better for Valentine’s Day than a good old fashioned cream pie.”

“Whether or not to edge is up to you. Some people aren’t that patient.”

“This finished a bit early. Happens to the best of us.”

“If your hand gets tired just keep going.”

“I’m single so I’m used to it.”

“I like that. Very sweet, but I like that.”

“Not sure if I’m curious or scared.”

“Don’t look at me. I couldn’t tell you where this is going. I just know it’s the wrong destination.”

“This has to be the most complicated laxative on the planet.”

“The author calls this her comfort food. I call it a mistake.”

“it doesn’t need salt! It needs help!”

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that Jello is inevitable.”

“How am I gonna survive the apocalypse if I can’t even survive OATS?”

“Now in my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven.”

“Going to assume we have the same size package. Though the last time I made that mistake I ended up stunned and quite self conscious.”

“FIYAH”

“Three cups of MOO JUICE!”

“Um… The potatoes are gone.”

“It’s turned to liquid.”

“Which is an interesting idea, because it’s awful!”

“Introducing the world’s worst dip.”

“It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate.”

“It typical 60s fashion, we’re using gelatin.”

“Celery’s just like your parents. Dirtier than you think.”

“Good morning, it’s time for mayonnaise.”

“What have you perfected? Garbage?”

“This stuff is great. You can run your tractor on it.”

“Ooh! It’s a boy!”

“This is from 1938. It’s only electrocuted me twice!”

“It’s only electrocuted me twice!“

“What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope?”

“What is it with dead people and their obsession with this?!”

“Thought this was a joke. Turns out I’m the joke.”

“Or what? I’m gonna ruin your disaster?”

“Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy.”

“EGGIE- Eggie shell…”

“Welcome to the world. It’s awful.”

“I’m a fool not an idiot.”

“That doesn’t make any of this okay!”

“I’m sending you to summer camp.”

“TODAY YOU WILL RISE.”

“Honey, you can’t dilute a war crime.”

“Y’know it’s horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay…. Like children.”

“I’ll concede. You were right!”

“Did you just kill my blender?”

“You swung first.”

“You have a bag of beans in you!”

“A cup of FLUFFY BOYS.”

“Walnuts are never optional!”

“Sweet, bitter and meaty. Like my ex.”

“A little late in the century for war crimes.”

“This aint food, honey, this is a bioweapon.”

“Wakey Wakey time for school!”

“Butter go BRRRRRRR”

“Not bad, dead people.”

“It’s incredible and I’m mad about it!”

“Suppose it’s better than eating your offspring.”

“Do I call the police or a priest?”

“What if I told you I hate pie?”

“Are you still here?… Dammit.”

“I think I’ve summoned something.”

“I need nut instructions!”

“Remember, kids. The main ingredient in pie pastry is self doubt!”

“I have birthed you!”

“It’s 10PM and I’m boiling prunes in my kitchen.”

“Potatoes are finished when they’re soft. Yes, I’ve noticed that with men too.”

“Yes, I’ve noticed that with men too.”

“Are you ready for bologna? Good. Cuz there’s a POUND of it.”

“Normally I’m quite comfortable handling meat but this is physically disturbing me.”

“It’s uncomfy and it’s bad.”

“I hereby sentence you to be overcooked.”

“Nah fam, that ain’t no typo. I want you to yell at your milk.”

“There is no suitable amount of lard.”

“How long does sadness take to cook?”

“I hate zucchini. Doesn’t taste bad it just makes me feel insufficient.”

“Now we get our can of spam and we cry.”

“Honey, I don’t need instructions. I’m single.”

“It looks like it’s listening to me.”

“Sweet and salty things aren’t anything new. You have classics like PB&J, chicken and waffles, fake friends, your in-laws-”

“If you’ve never had a date before, I’m sorry you must be very lonely.”

“And this, gentlemen, is what happens when we get old.”

“No clue. I’ve never made a date cream before.”

“ I’ve never made a date cream before. …..  I’ve never COOKED a date cream before!”

Good evening. It’s dark.”

“Granny don’t deserve this. Whatever happened to ‘respect your elders’??”

“Go ahead, feed this to a child. You’re gonna yeet them into orbit.”

“Are you ready to die? Yeah, me too!”

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{🧁} - Caleb and Micchan truly shared a brain cell sometimes, because as soon as he mentioned the potatoes being soft, he was about to say that about men but his friend beat him to it! His voice caught in the back of his throat making him cough and laugh at the same time. He shook his potato masher at Micchan.

"Mood~! Sometimes they're done faster than you want them to be too~!" He laughed harder. It was always a hoot to have baking/cooking sessions with his bestie~

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↳ ✧ {You win a pick from here~; Tho-- seeing as i can't decide between sending it at Jackson, or Caleb/him and Max-- i'll leave that bit up to you~ XD}

Getting roped into helping cook wasn't exactly something all too unexpected, since Minato more or less saw it coming once he decided to hover around the kitchen… But then again, it's not like he really minded any, either-- Content to 'play along' with his current task of reading the recipe being followed.

"'Potatoes are finished when they’re soft.'" A faint pause comes after that line, as the blonde holds back the temptation of a slight laugh, in favor of taking a sip from his drink. "Yeah, I’ve noticed that with men too." The quip that followed being delivered as lips hovered near the rim of his glass still.

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{🗡️} - Dear god that desperate moan had Tristan moaning in kind. He felt Sakura's hands at his own clothes, and helped his fiance by shedding them faster than he thought possible. With enough want, clothes were no obstacle.

But now bare before the princess, he pressed his chest against theirs, winding hands around the back and snaking them down. He breathed into Sakura's ear, "May I..?" although he already knew the answer. They've both been desperate for touch for months now...

It was quite evident to Sakura just how much Tristan had been holding back. They gasped in shock at the other's aggression, but responded in kind, hands eagerly pulling on cloth, eager to pull the man's shirt over his head.

Indeed, being so without their fiancé for so long had left the princess desperate for this sort of touch, and they melted against the knight, already moaning in desperation.

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