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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
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【 shotmade:
running from a few men he had planned on letting live to tell the tale, the warning he had been ordered to do. the cleaner found a stop sign on the way, heavy boots slam on the concrete. jumping from a six floor tower, the man lands safely. with looking unto his surroundings before a voice calls behind him. immediately out of impulse, the man turns only to get a good grip of the other’s fabric. arm up to their neck. who the hell was this ? ❛ who sent you ? who do y’work for ? ❜
he forced his head back , just enough to let him breathe despite the other’s strength against his chest and neck . jake didn’t do anything to escape his grip , however you could see rage all over his face . i mean , look at him . he just came from killing another lying bitch and now he has to deal with some dude thinking he’s being paid to go after him . wonderful . ❛ i don’t work for anyone , mate , i’m just tryin ’ to go home so i would really appreciate it if you got off of me . ❜
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STRANGER THINGS SENTENCE MEME
episode 001-004.
‘something’s coming. something hungry for blood.’
‘wait a minute. did you hear that?’
‘we’re in deep shit!’
‘don’t be a pussy!’
‘just twenty more minutes!’
'yeah, she’s turning into a real jerk.’
‘the cause of the power outage is still unknown.’
‘he came home last night, right?’
‘that’s disgusting.’
‘do it, freak!’
‘it’s like you have superpowers or something.’
‘we just made out a couple times.’
‘i’ll climb through your window. she won’t even know i’m there.’
‘mornings are for coffee and contemplation.’
‘he’s not like that. he wouldn’t do that.’
‘the entire east wing will be evacuated within the hour.’
‘she can’t have gone far.’
‘you think you can steal from me, boy?!’
‘this isn’t some lord of the rings book.’
‘do i make myself clear?’
‘is that why you ran away?’
‘you gotta answer a few of my questions first.’
‘all i know is that she’s scared to death.’
‘you think we got a problem here?’
‘we should be helping look for him.’
‘i always had a distaste for science.’
‘i always figured there was enough going on down here, i never needed to look elsewhere.’
‘this is crazy.’
‘smile looks good on you.’
‘we’re not going back.’
‘i know i haven’t been there for you.’
‘i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.’
‘i should’ve been there for him.’
‘this was not your fault.’
‘do you guys hear that?’
‘is that blood?’
‘you’re freaking her out!’
‘this is mental.’
‘she’s probably a psycho.’
‘and tomorrow night, we go back out.’
‘hey, um… i never asked your name.’
‘i can’t eat.’
‘you can’t get like this, okay?’
‘we’ve been waiting six hours.’
‘we’ve been searching all night.’
‘he was scared.’
‘if he sees the cops, he’ll think he’s in trouble. he’ll hide.’
‘he’s good at hiding.’
‘cops are good at finding.’
‘you’re in trouble, aren’t you?’
‘they want to hurt you? the bad people?’
‘just stay here, okay? stay here.’
‘what do you say? are you in or out?’
‘oh god… that’s depressing.’
‘i just wanted to say, you know, um… i’m sorry about everything. everyone’s thinking about you.’
‘he’s a smart kid.’
‘all that matters is, after school, the freak will be back in the loony bin, and we can focus on what really matters.’
‘pretty.’
‘just trust me, okay?’
‘i’m so sick of your excuses.’
‘he’s not coming, is he?’
‘you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.’
‘i don’t know where my boy is. he’s gone.’
‘did you see him? last night? on the road?’
‘i’m not mad at you.’
‘is everything okay?’
‘promise.’
‘i need you alive for the next few days, at least.’
‘missing kid, suicide… you must feel like a big city cop again, huh?’
‘are you out of your mind?!’
‘i think she knows what happened to him.’
‘do you know where he is?!’
‘stop it! you’re scaring her!’
‘that boy was never very good at taking care of himself.’
‘why am i just hearing about this?’
‘it’d be super weird if i’m not there…’
‘it’s just a loud noise. it’s okay.’
‘they won’t tell anyone about you. they promise.’
‘we wouldn’t have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.’
‘what is “friend”?’
‘you promised that you’d go.’
‘we’re gonna have a great time.’
‘he just wants to get into your pants…’
‘make sure i don’t get drunk and do anything stupid.’
‘you ever feel cursed?’
‘hey, come back inside.’
‘you are a cliché, you do realise that?’
‘yeah, she’s smart, you douche!’
‘you’re bleeding.’
‘just go ahead and go home, okay?’
‘jesus, you scared me!’
‘i didn’t think it’d be a big deal.’
‘you can talk to me.’
‘nothing happened.’
‘you need to stop this, okay?’
‘people are looking for him and they’re going to find him.’
‘can you just try and get some sleep? can you do that for me?’
‘you seriously think that the weirdo knows where he is?’
‘if there is something out there, i’m gonna shoot it in the eye - and blind it.’
‘use your powers, okay?’
‘if you get hungry, eat his snacks, okay?’
‘i know the kid’s not in there, but i gotta check off this box.’
‘no one breaks in here. certainly not some kid.’
‘who’s in charge here?’
‘science doesn’t make any damn sense to me.’
‘i seriously have no idea who you’re talking about.’
‘he’s in danger.’
‘he’s dead.’
‘i’m a dick.’
‘he must really have something to hide.’
‘yeah, this isn’t creepy at all.’
‘this is called stalking.’
‘that’s the thing about perverts. it’s hard-wired into them. you know, they just can’t help themselves.’
‘maybe she freaked out when you went all psycho on the psycho.’
'why did they hurt you?’
‘friends tell the truth.’
‘i understand.’
‘tell me what to do.’
‘i think something happened. something terrible.’
‘this is CIA-sanctioned research.’
‘i’m not saying that there’s some grand conspiracy. i’m just saying maybe something happened.’
‘maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he saw something that he shouldn’t have.’
‘hiding.’
‘don’t waste your time with her.’
‘we are not calling the cops!’
‘please tell me it’s not the kid.’
‘you were supposed to help us find him alive.’
‘why did you lie to us?’
‘what is wrong with you?’
‘whoever you found is not my boy.’
he was hiding from that thing.’
‘you’ve gotta stop this…’
‘you’re talking about grief.’
‘i swear to you, i know what i saw. and i’m not crazy.’
‘i’m not saying that you’re crazy.’
‘i need you to believe me.’
‘i want you to try and get some sleep, if you can.’
‘can you please stop that?’
‘i thought we were friends, you know? but friends tell each other the truth.’
‘you hurt me.’
‘are you sure you’re gonna be alright here by yourself?’
‘screw his funeral!’
‘yeah, okay, but why didn’t you just talk to me? that’s crazy.’
‘i don’t know… i was scared.’
‘my parents are gonna murder me!’
‘this is not an okay time for you to shut down.’
‘maybe he’s haunting us.’
‘he’s out there somewhere. all we have to do is find him.’
‘you look pretty good.’
‘we just talked.’
‘the troopers are on duty and you should be safe because we think this is just an isolated incident.’
‘remember, if anyone sees us, look sad.’
‘do you think you can open it?’
‘abort.’
‘she’s missing and something terrible happened to her. i know it! and no one is listening to me!’
‘just leave me alone!’
‘pull me out! pull me out!’
‘what? who is interested in this? this is so stupid.’
‘mouth-breather.’
‘i think that’s a real messed up thing to do.’
‘grief shows itself in funny ways.’
‘i shouldn’t have come here today.’
‘she’s smart. she’s real smart.’
so why are you lying to me, man?’
‘what’s your problem, bud?’
‘stick your nose someplace else.’
‘thanks for ruining the game, dick.’
‘you’re gonna get us both killed!’
‘she’ll find him.’
‘i need you to find him.’
‘hurt him?’
‘i i guess i’d rather observe people than, you know…’
‘jesus, the hell happened?’
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like this for a starter !! & hmu if you’d like to plot!
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i’ll be around tomorrow to post more starters and replies! today was a busy day sorryyy
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Jake was in jail when Reese was murdered. But how could he have pulled it off? Lindy was abducted from the party and taken to a warehouse, but you arrested Jake at the party. The time line is wrong. It has to be. None of the guests were sure when they last saw her, except Sophia and Yeager who was distracted with the fire in the bathroom around 10:20. We arrested Jake around 11:00p.m, that’s 40 minutes. She was drugged. He get’s her out of the appartment. No one is paying attention. While it takes Jake 14 minutes to get her to his car and drive her to the warehouse, arriving around 10:35 […] It only takes Jake 12 minutes and he’s back at the party before 11:00p.m […] He could have done it.
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#【 I’ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀsɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʏᴇᴛ ━ musings.#dis boy likes to cook#he fills ur belly and then kills u#how romantic
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【 harley quinn:
“ wouldn’t you like’ta know?? ” a smack at her bubblegum, and harley was gleeing in sugared ignorance. suddenly, drums heard the v a s t n e s s of his sentence, later than expected. the voices were suffocating her head again. “ conversation? we were talking? there i go again, L O S I N G my mind. ” eyes peered at the man, and then past him for a moment in yonder of what lay past. frankly, she was steady and ready for the dynamics of the night it was a plan j had set in motion long ago. “ yer quite a cute. got a girlfriend? i know a nancy, she’s a real nice gal. ”
❛ you don’t have to tell me your name if you don’t want to , i guess . ❜ he shrugged , chuckling as his attentive eyes contemplated her feautures . beautiful blue eyes , perfectly painted red lips ... colorful hair and face tattoos . not that he was one to judge personal interests . no , never . his head shook as she opened up her mouth to speak again , leaving him slightly unsteady with how she was acting . she was probably drunk , under some type of influence perhaps ... he couldn’t really tell . but , then again , jake was in no place to judge . ❛ thanks . hm , i don’t have one actually . not at the moment . ❜
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halsey || starters
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feel free to change pronouns , etc . some lyrics have been altered to fit .
❝ are you insane like me ? ❞ ❝ i keep my eyes wide open all the time . ❞ ❝ yes , i’ll admit that I’m a fool for you . ❞ ❝ i’m searching for something that i can’t reach . ❞ ❝ kiss me in the corridor . ❞ ❝ i should probably keep my pretty mouth shut . ❞ ❝ there’s a storm you’re starting now . ❞ ❝ everybody wants to know . ❞ ❝ i’m a hurricane . ❞ ❝ you’re no good for me . ❞ ❝ i reminded myself to keep you far away from me . ❞ ❝ i’m always tugging at your sleeve ❞ ❝ i don’t like them innocent . ❞ ❝ your neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it . ❞ ❝ what happened to the soul that you used to be? ❞ ❝ i don’t belong to no man . ❞ ❝ oh , baby , beggin’ you to save me . ❞ ❝ i swear i hate you when you leave . ❞ ❝ your little brother never tells you but he loves you so . ❞ ❝ be quick to tell me goodbye . ❞ ❝ i hope you make it to the day you’re 28 years old . ❞ ❝ you’re ripped at every edge ( but you’re a masterpiece . ) ❞ ❝ everything is grey . ❞ ❝ i like the sad eyes , bad guys . ❞ ❝ my tongue is a weapon . ❞ ❝ you were a vision in the morning when the light came through . ❞ ❝ every single night pray the sun’ll rise . ❞ ❝ you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky . and you decided purple just wasn’t for you . ❞ ❝ i’m still waking every morning but it’s not with you . ❞ ❝ do you remember the taste of my lips that night ? ❞ ❝ where’d you go ? ❞ ❝ that’s the beauty of a secret . you know you’re supposed to keep it . ❞ ❝ all we do is drive . ❞ ❝ you shouldn’t waste your pretty face . ❞ ❝ i keep a close watch on this heart of mine . ❞ ❝ these voices won’t leave me alone . ❞ ❝ they know you walk like you’re a God , they can’t believe i made you weak . ❞ ❝ my heart is gold and my hands are cold . ❞ ❝ now i think i’m possessed . ❞ ❝ you can’t wake up , this is not a dream . ❞ ❝ don’t get cut on my edges . ❞ ❝ the house was awake with shadows and monsters . ❞ ❝ they think i’m insane . ❞ ❝ if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight . ❞ ❝ i stole a bit of my mother’s perfume . ❞ ❝ i’m the king of everything . ❞ ❝ you’re part of a machine , you are not a human being . ❞ ❝ they’re coming for me . ❞ ❝ i tried to hold these secrets inside me . ❞ ❝ i’m such a fool for sacrifice . ❞ ❝ i think there’s a flaw in my code . ❞ ❝ my mind’s like a deadly disease . ❞ ❝ california never felt like home to me . ❞ ❝ and all the kids cried out "please stop, you’re scaring me" ❞ ❝ it’s survival of the richest . ❞ ❝ my demons are begging me to open up my mouth . ❞ ❝ hold me down . ❞ ❝ i remember when my father put his fist through the wall . ❞ ❝ make no sound . ❞ ❝ sick and full of pride . ❞ ❝ i’m meaner than my demons . ❞ ❝ don’t know where we are running to but don’t look back . ❞ ❝ saying that I want more, this is what i live for . ❞ ❝ knock me out ❞ ❝ would it really kill you if we kissed ? ❞ ❝ please stop , you’re scaring me . ❞ ❝ i imagine the tears in your eyes . ❞ ❝ do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me ? ❞ ❝ i couldn’t stand the person inside me . ( i turned all the mirrors around . ) ❞ ❝ i remember the fear in your eyes . ❞ ❝ some say you look just like your father . ❞ ❝ i jumped at the slightest of sounds don’t get cut on my edges . ❞ ❝ who is in control ? ❞ ❝ i don’t have to fucking tell them anything .❞ ❝ how you laughed when you said my name . ❞ ❝ sick of all these people talking , sick of all this noise . ❞ ❝ it’s so simple but we can’t stay . ❞ ❝ i’m choking on my pride .❞ ❝ the ending is the same every damn time .❞ ❝ i’ve grown familiar with villains that live in my head .❞ ❝ there’s no use crying about it . ❞ ❝ they wanna make me their queen . ❞ ❝ goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞ ❝ oh , baby girl , you know we’re gonna be legends . ❞ ❝ you know the two of us are just young gods . ❞ ❝ i’m the king and you’re the queen . ❞ ❝ goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞
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he cooks. he cleans. he kills. // #retrokilled. est. 08/16. by jules.
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like this for a starter !! & hmu if you’d like to plot!
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send me a ᕤ...
And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!
(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)
BONUS POINTS for reblogging without looking.
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If I am anything, it is violence.
Alejandra Pizarnik, from “[…] of the Silence,” Extracting the Stone of Madness: Poems 1962 - 1972 (via mythaelogy)
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