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me to the three people who interact with my posts

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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!?

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i've got that bigfoot pussy. that loch ness lala. that mothman muff. they call me the gryptid.

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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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lets have a schism in the tumblr ads

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actually you can get a 2TB microsd on aliexpress for like four bucks

also while that tweet is funny, a ps2 memory card is 8mb so that many cards would be 4gb

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Honest question about Oreos. Look here at the picture on the package. It clearly shows creme filling all the way to the edges. It's practically overflowing with creme.

Here we can clearly see how little creme is actually filling the cookie sandwiches.

When dissected, we can see the filling is significantly smaller than the cookie - a classic lie. Who is benefiting from this? Can we find that person and kill them? Hell can't design a prison painful enough for that evil man. I used to look forward to eating an Oreo. Now I find myself shaking and crying when I think about how terrible everything is. It's made me a violent person.

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First lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

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can you tell from my posts that I wasn’t loved as a child