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I accidentally opened FireFox for the first time in over a year. You know what that means!

Time for an update!

Who likes arcade carpets?

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Our position has not changed on the subject.

In the event some dumbass executive proposes the stupid idea of a Storm Warning-related NFT, I’ve got a video response ready for them.

We here at Grackle Games Incorporated believe that crypto is awful and should never have been invented.

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Today in game development: Meet your new second-or-third-favourite sentient* cloth, Towel!

Towel only appears if the difficulty is set to something easier than Easy, and will act as an extra platform during tricky platforming segments.

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Ruby Cutron

Ruby Cutron

Ruby Cutron

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Accidentally opened Firefox again, so it’s time to give y’all an update!

I’m still working on things. So many things, that next time there’s an update video, it’ll be quite large.

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Just in time to be fashionably late for Autism Acceptance Month, I’ve given a slight redesign to my gold-hearted autistic crystal-powered dynamo, Diana Monday Jr., and altered an old picture of her to present this change. Old version on the left, new version on the right.

As you can plainly see, I rearranged her rings, and put them properly near the root of the fingers. I expect her rings to be rearranged plenty of times as development goes on. Like, I tried consulting crystal healing guides and palm reading guides to guess which crystals shared their chakras and energies with which finger, but it’s not an exact psuedoscience.

Plus, I barely found any spiritual-type information on sixth fingers.

That’s right, for the sake of giving her more rings to wear, I’m giving Diana two more fingers.

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Two years ago today, because I thought releasing a video game that starts with an “S” (however primitive) on this particular day in a year that ends with a 9 won’t bring the end of the world, I released the Pre-Alpha Mix game.

One year ago today, I was feeling really out-of-it, so I did nothing of note, aside from some private research on 16-player video games and if they have any specific colours representing players 9-16.

Today, I bring... A loading screen.

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And in case you missed it.

The joke drops at 8:00 PM EST. And that’s when the hiatus ends.

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The joke drops at 8:00 PM EST. And that’s when the hiatus ends.

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So... when should I drop this announcement? Soon? Tonight? Maybe early tomorrow?

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I’m back. Today.

Better keep an eye on the @cutron blog, I’m planning on a comeback today.

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You may or may not have noticed I haven’t posted onto this blog for a few months.

Truth is, I haven’t been feeling the mojo. I haven’t developed anything worth showing off lately, and those Journal.docx compilations are currently impossible to do because the computer that had Journal.docx is kaput. I mean, I could take out the harddrive and put it into another computer, but I don’t have the screwdriver for it.

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Journal.docx Abridged: January 2020... wait... 2020?!?!

The year is 2020. The planet is Earth. The time is now! I'M COMING ALIVE!:

January 1: Brass and Bronze

January 2: Fake olds.

January 3: P.I.G.

January 4: 30 slots

January 5: Like the backpack of a diamond.

January 6: GTA Radio

January 7: Combination Residue

January 8: Despawns, Con Crud, the consequences of ignoring cooldown, hidden vomit, and Cyrus getting all Deadpool on the HUD. Or is it Gwenpool?

January 9: Unobtainable ordinary items, men carrying tampons, Players 0 and 6.

January 10: Orbs, Double Dash's 8-player mode, Yellow and Brown.

January 11: Daytona solves the mystery

January 12: Meet Amber, Lance, and Mars.

January 13: Identification bands

January 14: Normality for foolery.

January 15: "The thing"

January 16: Switching pockets.

January 17: Rouge the Bat, frozen beverages, Hairspray, brainfreeze, Age of Aquarius, alchemy, Return of the Knife Rider, and Eridan Ampora.

January 18: Knife Rider's evolution, Crystal Rocket!

January 19: Permanent Accessibility.

January 20: Key items VS Other items

January 21: Amanda! Amanda! What do you want? Move! Move! Just like Amanda!

January 22: Zap!

January 23: One Amanda's red and the other's blue when you play Storm Warning Co-op Cruise

January 24: Rumble isn't as easy or as consistent as I thought it would be.

January 25: The museum of puzzles! Now 100% free of any icons for fraud charities.

January 26: Nintendo's puzzle barrel, Olive Oyl, coccinellidae, and switching pockets for real!

January 27: And now items can be used! Removal is another issue... which got solved!

January 28: Another meta Phineas and Ferb reference.

January 29: Sick day.

January 30: "They're literally judging a book by it's cover. But, in all fairness, book covers typically have a title."

January 31: Chasing seagulls, and my pitch for a Battle Royale game.

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Journal.docx Abridged: December 2019

December 1: A template of steel.

December 2: The last earthly tether of masculinity.

December 3: The world's biggest mill.

December 4: Grandmaster level

December 5: Patricia's gloomy childhood.

December 6: Karen.

December 7: 18 + NaN = 24?

December 8: From snarky to sassy.

December 9: KL_NO

December 10: The fourth secondary colour.

December 11: Hot Mom

December 12: The inevitability of hidden underhanded deeds coming to light.

December 13: Hiatus.

December 14: MHA AU

December 15: College-level math on an Elementary-level blackboard

December 16: Evelyn Planters VS The World; only in Storm Warning's Randomizer Mode DLC!

December 17: Evelyn Planters VS Marguerite and Natrite; only in Storm Warning's Randomizer Mode DLC!

December 18: Through the eyes of toxicity

December 19: She's got an alien heart!

December 20 & 21: Day off.

December 22: The Moose Statues of Toronto

December 23: Large numbers with small names.

December 24: Unused on purpose.

December 25: Black rope.

December 26: The drowning of 10-1, 10-2, 10-3...

December 27: The Shadow to his Sonic, and the Mephiles to his Shadow.

December 28: Emergency Rations.

December 29: The fifth suit of cards.

December 30: Hassenpfeffer.

December 31: Oil is G-rated robot blood.

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Journal.docx Abridged: November 2019

November 1: Surnames of the Caribbean

November 2: Cutron and the Four Strings.

November 3: Turn around, dim eyes

November 4: How to turn a demon into a battery

November 5: BLEEP!

November 6: The inconsistency of confirmation buttons.

November 7: Legs through the darkness.

November 8: Writer's block.

November 9: A good omen.

November 10: Doing things the way they're not done, probably.

November 11: Al Copone

November 12: Widgetception is a bad idea.

November 13: Pigs, petting a dog, and Buena Vista.

November 14 and 15: Pokemon-induced hiatus

November 16: Phase 2/2

November 17: Pink is a friendly colour.

November 18: Zigzags.

November 19: The skyscraper of 1000 concepts.

November 20: CLANK!

November 21: Rhodochrosite

November 22: Living in Assist Mode.

November 23: Accessibilitying the heck of of this.

November 24: I need post-it notes. Lots of them.

November 25: Did you know "jiffy" means 1/60th of a second?

November 26: Patricia Valdez VS. Patricia Valdez.

November 27: Return of the Knife Rider

November 28: Senior quotes.

November 29: The third chase scene

November 30: GOAL!!!

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Journal.docx Abridged: October 2019 Part 2

October 20: Push and Bombard

October 21: A-Side of an impossible record

October 22: Pressure and Compression

October 23: Concentrated air

October 24: 4/7, Blowtorches, Chainsaws, and Ice Statues

October 25: Four icy techniques in one.

October 26: Swag

October 27: The foolishness of shareholders

October 28: The fire within

October 29: Disguising natural supernatural abilities as more commonplace magics

October 30: Cutron's gemsona

October 31: Chaperone

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Journal.docx Abridged: October 2019 Part 1

October 1: Apocrypha, Mork, El Dorado

October 2: Uh oh.

October 3: First, combat. Then, fireworks!

October 4: Her tear ducts are frozen.

October 5: Metal tongue.

October 6: Pentaracts for a third eye, and black pearls under moonlight.

October 7: Page Moonbeam, mistress of illusions.

October 8: ... I forgot to include Spin Attacks in the update video.

October 9: How not to make a week longer.

October 10: In which Gilda Bianchi becomes Dr. Strange, inspired by Dragonforce's "My Heart Will Go On" cover.

October 11: Heart Prism

October 12: Rusted iron

October 13: The most un-gun-like material.

October 14: Common gangster names.

October 15: Normal Sized Doors with Reinforced Titanium Frames.

October 16: In today's episode of "Storm Warning: The Series", Amanda and Becky sneak into a fancy party to steal a balloon so they can win a race.

October 17: Cutron can use this frying pan... as a, well, you know.

October 18: Brickface! A Hat in Time Switch glitch that sounds like a Dick Tracy villain.

October 19: Warehouses, 8^3, frost and the Bermuda triangle.