[Girl has been added to your inventory!]
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furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
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pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers
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There’s a note written into my family’s recipe book SPECIFICALLY STATING do not! be tempted to double the pancake recipe! And every year we’re like hmm seems fake. Better double it
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In the club killing a live bird with my teeth
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You have been removed from this life
Your essence has been sucked into the vortex
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We’re really lucky that blinking doesn’t make noise
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“Cat introducing one month old kitten to dog”
(via)
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do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss
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