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[Uh-Oh. A corrupting force starts to come from the letter, getting through to the poor soul(s) who opened it. There isn't even a letter inside! What a scam!]

Hehehe!! I'm glad you can finally show your love, my dearest darling :)

Now, you. You, dear [Xean]. You have done nothing but gotten in our way. And personally, I think, that you should be. Eliminated. Don't you, dearest darling? We do need to start making decisions together, now.

Nononononono this is bad this has never happened before I don't know what to do

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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My... hat? That isn't mine, darling. You must be mistaking me for somebody else! Only a brute would wear something as awful as that... Thing.

But, I will never not take a chance to profess my love to my one and only, t̴a̶k̴e̷ ̵m̴y̵ ̸l̴o̴v̶e̸ ̴l̸e̸t̴t̴e̵r̶,̷ ̵m̴y̷ ̶d̸e̷a̷r̵e̴s̷t̶ ̷d̶a̶r̸l̵i̷n̵g̸,̶ t̵̟̕a̶̧̖̮̚k̷̞̇͝ȅ̶̼̝͚̥̄͒̅ ̴̟̩̿į̸̛͕̬̊t̶̺̠̹̯̅̄͐!̵̤͖͎͋

No no no no no no no no no no no no don't let her take it don't let her take it no

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Yes yes yes I provide moral stability getting me on his head for a bit would fix it don't let him give her a letter or a kiss or a music note please it'll be bad and possibly irreparable

Whatever might you be doing, darlings? Plotting against our love?

[Uh-Oh. He's wised up.]

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Of course, my dear darling, of course!! Come here and proclaim your love to me! C̸o̷m̶e̵ ̴n̵o̷w̴!̸

愛してるって言わなきゃ殺す!

He's not supposed to be like this he's very very very very very very dangerous we need to stop him before he gets to Elna we need to stop him

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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I'm glad we're on the same page, my darling, let us go out to the ends of the world together! Take my hand and trust in me, and everything will be just fine... Better than fine, even!

[This is going to get tricky. Lucy is panicked.]

Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My Oh Dear Oh My

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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[He blinks a couple times.]

Romantic..? Aye, that's, eh, em, um... Haaahh... It sounds... Lovely, doesn't it my dear? We can sail the seas, see the several 7 wonders of the world, allll together. Endless dances under an empty sky. Beautiful, empty sky. You'd love that, no? ♡

[He takes Lucy off his head, and throws them to the wind. Oh no.]

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Oh, gladly! Aye remember me 'n my crew's first plunder, it was a dark night when we came to a port... Eh, somewhere, can't exactly remember where... But, aye do remember that we stormed a palace aye used to frequent, stole all the best loot, and ran out as quick as we could. You should've seen us that night! Laughing and dancing and singing the night away as we sailed off, never to be seen by them again...! Oi, aye miss it quite a lot. One day aye'll get back out there 'n get my revenge. Me 'n Lucy will be captain once again, and we'll keep on a-plunderin'.

Maybe ye all could be my new crew? I'll need some.

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Oh, gladly! Aye remember when aye started sailing, aye decided my old life wasn't good enough for me, so aye ran off and stole the first boat aye came across! Slowly, aye built up my crew, and we plundered all the treasure we could get our skin on! We were a band of many, feared across the C's as we deserved! Oh, those were the days... Ah, em, after aye lost my legs in a battle, aye somehow survived and kept on going, and then in another battle aye lost my arm, but you know that already. I almost miss those backstabbing, low-life, ba[REDACTED FOR YOUR SAFETY!]

Ahem. Anyways, aye suppose another interesting thing is that aye learned how to properly sail in one go! Aye had never done it before then, believe it or not! Aye was a priss before then.

[A bit of pink, hm?]

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Oh, aye dunno. Some driftwood my crewmate picked up after the fact while we were piecing the ship back together, aye assume. Aye remember it like it were yesterday, because aye got them all outta there alive, they got me the gift of my arm back. Lovely time, we all had.

And it wasn't really a war, more of a... Scuffle with another ship.

[Ah, nostalgia. A very wonderful feeling. A very powerful feeling.]

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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(I don't mind at all!)

Oh, really? Aye, it was just a little somethin' one of my crewmates carved for me after our great battle across the two C's. You can have a look, but be careful, it is my arm after all.

[Peyerate must be in a good mood today, he's letting you see his arm! Be careful, the fingertips are sharp!]

Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Elna: Peyerate I was wondering, how come you were a cloke of some sorts?

It keeps me warm, and hides the fact that aye have no legs and a wooden arm. Not anything 't be ashamed of, really, but it does help in plunders when you can add shock value so they're stunned for a minute or two. It's a very nice jacket befitting of a captain, if you ask me.

My hat also prefers a warmer body temperature too, so there's that.

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Elna: it's been so long that I got worried! It's great to see you again!!

I know, I rlly didn't meen to go ofline for so long, but I think after all the... Events that hppened last time, we should take a little break to feel better! And now we do! :D

I suppose I'm stuck here for the time being, or at least until eye can find a suitable ship, so eye might as well get comfortable.

What was that?

Hm? Oh, aye, it was nothin'. Nothin' at all.

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Apologies for the long hiatus! I've been quite busy recently, but we will be back to our scheduled programming now! And, in other news, Magic Anon asks are open! Do you want something interesting to happen? Well now you can with just a click of a button! Get to askin'!

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[Cya waits through it all. The quiet time calms down Peyerate, luckily.]

That's a lot better, don't you all think?

Aye... Many apologies fer exploding like that... It happens sometimes. At least I'm out of that damned rope.

Elna: "Let for dead?" Sounds like it might of been from something you did.

I did nothing to them!! I gave them jobs, all the loot they could find, the satisfaction of my fine profession, then they tie me up while I'm asleep and throw me out like trash!! They called me a virus!! A virus!!!

C-C-Calm down, buddy... You dropped your funny hat.....

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Nonononono-

[This isn't what she meant to happen! Not at all!]

Buddy, friend, i-it's ok!! Just... Take a few deep breaths with me, everything will be ok... In- 2, 3, 4, out, 5, 6, 7, 8...

[Slowly, but surely, Cya starts to calm herself. Hopefully the others will follow suit. Peyerate starts to don his coat again, feeling exposed without it.]

Elna: "Let for dead?" Sounds like it might of been from something you did.

I did nothing to them!! I gave them jobs, all the loot they could find, the satisfaction of my fine profession, then they tie me up while I'm asleep and throw me out like trash!! They called me a virus!! A virus!!!

C-C-Calm down, buddy... You dropped your funny hat.....

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YOU CALL ME UNORIGINAL AND SAD?! ME!!! WHY, I OUTTA-

EVERYBODY STOP!! THIS IS TOO FAR, TOO TOO, WAY TOO FAR!!!

[Cya wishes to be somewhere else, anywhere else, right now. But instead she's in front of a seething pirate who's out for blood. Funny, how things turn out.]

Elna: "Let for dead?" Sounds like it might of been from something you did.

I did nothing to them!! I gave them jobs, all the loot they could find, the satisfaction of my fine profession, then they tie me up while I'm asleep and throw me out like trash!! They called me a virus!! A virus!!!

C-C-Calm down, buddy... You dropped your funny hat.....