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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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she’s right

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so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE

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based da vinkis per usual

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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If I had a nickel for every red themed anime character with an evil twin whose voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch, I’d have two nickels…

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

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hope this explains it

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Navy seal in action