cyanomys
cyanomys
friendly neighborhood dumpling
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Cyan | they/she | 28 | nerd, vegan, forever dungeon master | Likes: Sailor Moon, Precure, Griddlehark, She-Ra, Steven Universe, TTRPGs, Nerdfighteria, ✨sparkles✨| This blog is more about chronic illness than I had planned oops | @spectralalbum is my lovely husband ^_^
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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Been meaning to make this for over a year; felt appropriate that it's my first project of 2025.
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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Lowkey you can tell when a pride flag was made before or after their primary use shifted to Online. The way colors display digitally vs as a physical object etc. Also if you need ten different extremely specific shades of the same color that's wildly impractical. Remember when people were discoursing about that gayboy flag having a meaningful difference depending on if it was slightly more blue or greenish
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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some older tlt things
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cyanomys · 2 days ago
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there's a post on here that's like "the worst thing a piece of fiction can be is mean", and while I agree with that, I think it being insincere is just as bad. nothing more obnoxious than a story that's constantly sneering and rolling its eyes at its own genre in a bid to seem clever and above it all.
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cyanomys · 3 days ago
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The Vietnam War was wrong and cruel
The Iraq War was wrong and creul
And this war shall be shown by history to have been wrong and cruel as well
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cyanomys · 4 days ago
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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cyanomys · 4 days ago
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Hot take but I really do think that some of y’all need to consider how/why/when/how often you’re making fun of straight people for being straight
I do it too, I’m not going to pretend I don’t make jokes about the hets, or the down with cis bus, or whatever
But I recently befriended a cis, straight dude and I have watched him be dismissed, degraded, and unambiguously insulted for the perceived “crime” of being straight — all in queer environments where he is allegedly “completely welcome” and surrounded by “friends”
This guy is not a toxic person! But I have seen him be made to feel so small and like his comfort and safety in those spaces are conditional on his silence and acceptance of being treated like a human dunk zone, and I think that some of y’all have had so much shit from straight/cis people that the second you feel like you’ve got an inch, you want to luxuriate in the perceived catharsis of bullying someone who— actually —doesn’t deserve it
And until he very, very carefully mentioned to me in private that it makes him feel bad, I didn’t even clock that I was involved in doing that, that it had become so instinctive for me to make casual jokes like that, and that— well meaning or otherwise —I had been contributing to an environment that made someone I really really like feel like shit
So, I dunno, I think maybe some of y’all should think about that too
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cyanomys · 4 days ago
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I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
(x)
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cyanomys · 4 days ago
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most bisexual bisexual couple
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cyanomys · 4 days ago
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Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living
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cyanomys · 4 days ago
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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up
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woah did anyone else see that
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cyanomys · 5 days ago
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- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro
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cyanomys · 5 days ago
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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’
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