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the duality of chao:

rumpled squanchmallow that got printed out sideways:

perfect princess with modeling contracts banging down the doors:

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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

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I am also trying to figure out why my husband does this. He will see me on my phone, or reading a book, or listening to a video, and decide that is a good time to ask how my day was or if I want to go on a jog, instead of waiting for the video to end. It could fit in the "person who cares for you is making a bid to share time together" category, except there are hours to do that, we literally live together, it doesn't have to be /right now/ when I am doing something else. My guess for neurotypicals is that they have a box for "being acknowledged" and "giving acknowledgement". If they walk by someone without giving proper small talk, "how's your day going?" "working hard or hardly working", then they feel they have offended you and treated you like a piece of furniture. Similarly, if /you/ walk by /them/ without a proper script of small talk, you have treated them like a piece of furniture. My recommendation is to take a sticky note with a piece of small talk with you or have a quick thought planned in advance to check the "being acknowledged" box like "the sandwich was delicious, thanks" or "I'm in the zone, I'll text you when I'm done" or "it's raining cats and dogs outside". If you're trying to get quiet like in the break room and a coworker approaches, I recommend wearing headphones even when you're not listening to anything, and lie and make what you're listening to sound as boring as possible. "I need to clear my head, so I'm listening to construction sounds" or "I'm listening to a voicemail from my doctor, sorry". For all I know, maybe people find conversation rejuvenating, so neurotypicals may be trying to talk as a way to decompress. Throw them some "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" or "when the cows come home and hell freezes over", then tell them you need it quiet so you can focus on your knitting/whatever.

If you want the person to stop talking to you for a longer time, bring a gross and outlandish fact like "did you know this spider regurgitates it's food to attract even bigger prey with the smell of rot" or "did you know they used goats as a form of torture because the goats would lick people's entire feet off slowly and painfully, one layer of skin at a time". Hopefully with enough weird facts they will realize "this small talk is not rejuvenating" and will avoid you.

This is going to make me seem like an asshole but I don’t understand why neurotypical people NEED to talk to you all the time and why it is rude to not be in a talkative mood and available for conversation 24/7. Sometimes I just don’t have anything to say and I’m too overwhelmed to hold a convo. I’ll see this with autism mommy vloggers, they’ll video their teenage kid brushing past them to get something without speaking to them and everyone will act like it’s sooooo rude and self-centered. I don’t have anything to say to you. You don’t seem distressed or indicate there is anything of importance you need to say to me. What would be the point of the exchange?

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And they were roommates...

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whom care if stock market is down when Tummy Fur is up ?

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I think the poster got confused about how masculinity is used in society. They saw the "masculinity is treated by society as the superior or even default state, and those seen as masculine have more power" and interpreted that as "therefore society wants everyone to be more masculine and rewards it". But in reality, because power is tied to masculinity, society will try to keep as few people as possible from attaining it. It's why the insults "pussy, faggot, sissy" or "you throw like a girl" or "turn in your man card" or "what are you, gay" or "man up" or "you don't have the balls to do it" are insults AT men BY men. Society rewards men for throwing each other under the bus by implying they are not masculine enough to be REAL men. Society wants women to be as feminine, meek, and subservient as possible; it does not "reward" women for being masculine, because that would mean more people would have access to power. Trans men are not being praised for finally accepting the default state of society, or for embracing the "better option" of being men. It's why comments like "a real father wouldn't put up with--" or "a real husband would have done--". Society doesn't have to force men to wear make-up and dresses, it just has to imply that any sign of weakness or deviation means they're not a REAL man. Women aren't allowed to be masc when EVEN CIS MEN are told they're not masc enough.

Now OP would have traction if they wrote about how "girl interests" and "girl hobbies" are seen as stupid, while "boy interests" are seen as natural, intellectual, and marketable. Rom-coms and boddice-rippers are treated as if they are not "critically-acclaimed" or are lacking "serious thought". Women are treated like they only watch "trashy" reality tv and like they only play farming sims and dating sims, while "real men" play "real games". If OP was correct, women would be encouraged and praised for choosing masc hobbies. But instead they are accused of "faking for attention" or being too opinionated. The "right" thing for a woman to do is not become masc, but to stay in their place.

OP could have meant how main characters in TV, movies, books, and video games are majority men; how NPCs and background characters are more often men; how even when female actors are hired they get less lines to read than their male coworkers; and how women are expected to relate more to a male character than men are expected to relate to a female character. But the result is not "women should relate more to these men so they can become more masculine" or even "everyone should fantasize about living as a man, that's why all our protagonists are men". Instead it is "being a woman is foreign, childish, irrational, and degrading and our male user base would not be able to relate to it".

now, i did not get my ass dragged to easter dinner in the frilliest little can’t-go-play-outside-for-the-egg-hunt fuckin dress every single year of my childhood just to put up with you sayin all this bullshit

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The jellies tho

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Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote

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Hello everybody!

I updated my pridesaur list and added some respectable entries for Intersex, Abrosecxual, Greysexual, agender and butch lesbian. I am proud to say we are at 21 dinos!!!

But I am still very much open for more suggestions, so if you find any fitting dino pun, that I have not covered yet, please feel free to let me know ^.^

My goal still remains to have the most inclusive prehistoric pride dinosaur collection out there, so feel free to help me out a bit with fun ideas ;D

Happy pride to y'all!

I also got all of them as stickers on my etsy shop, so if any of you feel like supporting my silly dino art, please come by:

my prehistoric pride stickers:

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"A snack? For me?"

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Luis Xertu (Mexican, 1985) - Tree with Cats (2024)

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redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"