cyber-anomolies-anonymous

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

if anyone’s curious, 2587 will probably be out for the night. They got distracted by a wild animal and now they’ve gotta follow it around

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

[maybe 2587 shouldn’t be here]

[they’ve found a hefty stack of notes and papers near where they first realized they were alive. Seems the planning goes back months.]

[what….where…?]

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

[they are so very good at this (they tripped and fell down the fucking stairs. New feeling discovered! It’s pain)]

[…and I guess confusion. It would be really helpful if 2587 cared enough to check in every couple of minutes]

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

[they really are just like (half) of their source code. They’ve tripped over three different objects (two of which were their own feet).]

[somebody teach this kid how to fucking walk god damn]

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

[I wonder what randomly being alive feels like. Probably not too pleasant, I would assume. But then again, I’m a narrator. My opinion doesn’t count for much. However theirs does.]

[…..if they can figure out the whole being alive thing]

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

well that was boringly anticlimactic. Guess that’s my fault for having shitty WiFi in the middle of nowhere.

they give their creation a little pat on the head before going outside

Have fun processing existence, [3014]

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

I probably have a lot more errors and I’m fine…..this is….totally going to work

Very strange things seem to happen to CDs. There’s been fights, death, and CDs escaping into the real world. And all of that because of the 3013 entities made by one sole creator. what I don’t think that creator would’ve predicted was their creations becoming so advanced they start creating themselves

whatever, not like they can complain that much….mostly because they aren’t alive yet….yet

plus, If it fails I’ll just take matters into my own hands

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

would it be wrong to use code probably filled with a lot of errors…? I mean it’s functional enough

There are so many ethical violations here. Probably OSHA ones too but we’re past that

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

oh shit—

Oh shit indeed. For being a programmed being you’d think they’d be a bit better at you know, programming

I don’t think that’s supposed to have that many errors

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

it’s everyone’s least favorite person here! Again! they’ve retreated to the not-so-abandoned house because, who the hell wants to work out in the cold snow?

if it weren’t for those stupid….whatever they call themselves maybe I’d have enough sample to do this correctly—but nooooo everyone hates the fact that I do things. Whatever, it’ll do for now….

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

you ever look at the stars? Well I guess technically you can’t…I don’t think you have eyes—whatever. I think they’re cool…probably cooler than being in a computer…I don’t actually remember this supposed computer, but that’s okay

It is really hard narrating what the worm is doing. It’s doing worm things. But it’s not your average earth worm as a certain person once claimed. It is listening

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

It’s talking to its new little friend—the somewhat unordinary worm

I just feel a bit out of place, you know? There’s some specific thing I want to compare it to that I can’t think of but you get the point…

it didn’t respond, but it made no difference. It was nice having someone to listen

No name, no clue who I am…it’s weird and it feels wrong…but here I am anyway.

it stared at the worm sitting in its hands

I bet you’ve got a vague idea of who you are. I wish you could talk so I could know….and also so these conversations don’t feel so one sided

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

is it reasonable to carry a worm around from now on…?

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

WOERM

I haven’t seen any other creature out here….other than the bug that attacked me but that’s not important

It’s silly….somehow

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

ow fuck—

Do I need to say that it’s a rock again? Because it was. Every rock in the ground is its enemy

Huh….

Every rock in the ground is also used to progress the plot. It is now face to face with a vaguely familiar worm.

Hello there….

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

are you fucking kidding me?

and we’re back to the starting point of our endless loop. Those dead trees would be mocking 3013 if they weren’t, well you know. Trees.

One day I will burn this damn forest to the ground….

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

whatf ucking bug

I don’t know?? I kinda sorta killed it so it doesn’t really matter….it was gray? Sort of? But it looked really red when I squished it. I don’t know