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Sam Eggington vs Hassan Mwakinyo: Eggington, the favorite, is an absolute sucker for Mwakinyo’s head shots. He takes them so freely, you begin to think he likes them. In round 2, Mwakinyo has had enough. He delivers a staggering right to Eggington’s head, then pours it on with 14 more blistering head shots as Eggington stands there, nearly defenseless against the onslaught. The ref steps in to save the defeated fighter from further abuse. It’s a humiliating defeat for Eggington in front of his home crowd.

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Umakhan Ibragimov vs Ben Doster: Doster, making his professional debut, is a sexy young man with a tight little body and washboard abs. Before the fight starts, he motions Ibragimov to touch gloves, but when they do, Doster gets in a sneaky leg kick. Ibragimov responds with a kick of his own, slamming Doster in the head. Doster immediately folds in half, beautifully showing off his tight little ass on his way to a face plant on the canvas. He lays motionless, completely defenseless. Doster is so damaged that even his opponent pities him and makes no effort to follow up the attack. The fight lasts all of 5 seconds. Doster never fights again, making his pro career, possibly the shortest in all of MMA.

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Sergej Braun vs Philipp Häfeli: It’s a battle of champions, but Braun makes Häfeli look like a rank amateur. He dominates Häfeli in round 1. In round 2, he forces Häfeli to do a chicken dance. The ref steps in for an 8-count, and when Häfeli dares to continue, he’s forced to Braun’s own corner where Braun beats the younger stud senseless. Häfeli is done.

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Andy Souwer vs Ardalan: Souwer batters Ardalan, then slams him with a knee that turns Ardalan into a zombie. He drops his hands and stands straight up, stiff as a board and completely vulnerable. Souwer uses his superior strength to bludgeon his helpless opponent until he collapses to the canvas. The ref steps in to stop the carnage.

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Lukasz Lipniacki VS Nicolai Caraus: Lipniacki is 6′3″, 190 lbs. He towers over Caraus. But it only takes 4 seconds for Caraus to drop Lipniacki hard. Lipniacki beats the count, but he’s already dazed and confused. Caraus takes advantage of his opponent’s weakened defenses and slams him with series of devastating head shots until the ref steps in to deliver a standing 8-count. Lipniacki tells the ref he’s OK to continue, but it’s clear the big man is now just Caraus’s little bitch. Caraus steps forward to claim what’s his, continuing the beating until Lipniacki collapses from the onslaught. He again beats the count, but the ref shows him the mercy that Caraus won’t and stops the fight. Lipniacki lasts just 73 seconds against his stronger, smarter opponent.

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Kozak Vitalii vs Dmytro Kozhukhar: Less than a minute into the fight, Kozhukar overwhelms Vitalii, throwing fists and knees to Vitalii’s head and his scrawny body. Vitalii quickly collapses under the pressure and the ref stops the carnage.

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Dmytro Predebaylo vs Kenji Bortoluzzi: Predabaylo enters as the Champion, but Bortoluzzi dominates him, then beats the crap out of him in round 3. At the announcement of the decision, Predebaylo is still on unsteady legs, and his cornermen have to assist him in leaving the ring.

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Robert Caswell vs Michael Webber-Kane: Caswell is impossibly lean at 5′11″, 129 lbs. He’s 8-0, but he amassed his record by fighting guys with piss-poor records like 17-59-6. When he comes up against a guy with an 11-0 record, it becomes clear that he’s massively out of his league. Webber-Kane drops Caswell repeatedly, forcing Caswell’s corner to wave the towel in the 6th.

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Cohen Bane vs Ian Friend: 8 months after his humiliating defeat in his kickboxing debut, Friend makes his MMA debut. But it’s just another humiliation for the All-American stud, as he once again lets an early advantage slip through his fingers. With just seconds left to go in round 1, Bane presses Friend up against the cage and uses his lean, tight body as a punching bag until Friend collapses under the pressure. The ref steps in to stop the fight.

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Eric Polovina vs Ian Friend: Handsome All-American stud Ian Friend enters the cage for his debut at a lean 5′11″, 145 lbs. He looks calm and confident. Seconds into round 1, Friend delivers a left that knocks Polovina on his ass, leaving him nearly senseless. Somehow, Polovina beats the count, but he’s wrecked. Still, he manages to get back in the game, and by the end of round 1, Friend is looking tired. In round 2, Polovina comes out swinging. He uses Friend’s head for target practice. The All-American boy tries to fight back, but he’s fading. Polovina pins him up against the cage and works his head and his beautiful body until Friend crumples to the canvas. Though he beats the count, Polovina continues to bludgeon him until he falls again. Friend again beats the count, but his confidence is shot. He survives the round, but in round 3, Polovina makes him suffer again until he collapses again. This time, Friend fails to beat the count. It’s a humiliating loss for Friend after nearly finishing off Polovina in round 1.

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Mahmoud Sattari vs Thian de Vries: Seconds into round 1, Sattari slams de Vries with a left-right combo that should have ended the fight. But de Vries manages to beat the count. As Sattari moves in for the kill, de Vries delivers a straight left to the face that leave Sattari flopping around on the canvas like a fish out of water. Sattari is done.

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James Reedman vs Tommy King: Tall muscle stud Reedman (1-0) takes on the shorter, pudgy King (debut). Reedman flexes at the intro. Within seconds of the opening bell, it becomes clear that Reedman needs to get the fight to the ground. At one minute in, he shoots in, but abandons the effort. However, he fails to reset quickly enough and King takes advantage. He slams Reedman with a Superman punch to the head, and Reedman is hurt -- badly. King pursues Reedman, delivering blow after blow to his unprotected head as Reedman does a chicken dance across the cage. When Reedman begins to cower against the cage, the ref steps in to save him from further abuse. King didn’t just defeat the muscular Reedman, he humiliated him.

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[STARTING AT 59:39]: Naruo dominates Da Silva right from the opening bell. Less than 2 minutes into round 1, he traps Da Silva in a corner. You can see the fear in Da Silva's eyes as he waits for Naruo to destroy him. Naruo obliges, slamming him with 9 devastating blows before Da Silva collapses, a thoroughly defeated fighter.

[STARTING AT 1:14:33] Remidi is 20-1, but Bauza isn't impressed. He uses Remidi's head for target practice, repeatedly snapping it back with crisp punches that quickly bloody Remidi's face. Bauza mixes up his attack with blows to the gut just to keep Remidi guessing. Remidi withers quickly at the hands of his smarter, stronger opponent. With 22 seconds left in round 1, Bauza slams Remidi with a left that separates him from his senses. The ref steps in to stop the fight before Bauza does permanent damage.

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Brayden Simpson V Jake Pitfield: Simpson is 0-2. He flexes his muscles twice at the intro. But it takes Pittfield just over 2 minutes to thoroughly dominate him, bloody his nose, and then choke him out, leaving Simpson humiliated and emasculated.

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Masahide Kudo vs Tarik Totts: Stud Totts suffers another beating at the hands of a stronger, smarter opponent.

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Tenshin Nasukawa vs. Tarik Totts: Stud Totts is the Italian Featherweight Champ. Nasukawa rips him a new one.

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[STARTING AT 1:00:46]: Da Silva vs. Gabriel: Da Silva drops Alan with a hard right, then proceeds to batter him on the ground. He then rears up and delivers 2 body shots that leave Alan in agony. As he rolls to escape the pain, Da Silva gets in another good shot or two. The ref steps in to stop the fight.