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i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life
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taking my sopping wet pathetic meow meow puppybeast of a boyfriend to the vet
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i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery
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how are you supposed to track your ovulation if you get regular fevers and have an insanely irregular cycle and youre always soaking wet
#like babygirl…#cant do temp checks cant do cervical mucus checks cant just use an app#guess i can get wild with ovulation test strips??#cyberhomotext
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gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend
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boy sexting me: this dick would look so good in your pretty little mouth you’d like that huh
me, eating a bowl of cereal while my hair dries: yes daddy I want it so bad
#BSHWKWBHSKSBGSKSBSGSKBG#when [redacted] was sexting their girlfriend in the passenger seat of my car while we were actively having a conversation#they were like ‘yes be a good girl for daddy’ and then turned to me and were like ‘yeah mcdonalds sounds good’
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Men in lacy lingerie >>>>>>>>>
I never new it could look and feel so good, but fuck, I pull it off right?

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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck
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Waiting patiently.. not sure how much patience I have though.
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He's sopping wet. He's pathetic. His dick game is terrible. He looks bad. He cries at the slightest provocation. Hes trembling in fear. He's unreliable. His personality is sad, just sad. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head, didn't he? ☺️
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his schizophrenic boobs bounced psychotically down the stairs
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