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🎶I've got somethin' to saaay-!

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This is how my dad says “I love you.”

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I'm reblogging this for @razzek but can think of so many others that would enjoy it too

Meet me at the Red Sea Death Pool 💀🐟

(original)

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Tallestman Perseverance

Tallman and his son TALLERMAN???????? hfkgsjgdkg

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body paintings by Karen Turner

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are you a Kitsune? you have to say if you are

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I have just discovered 1980s Anne Carlisle… top fan casting for Beloved imo!!!

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Then they FUCK

“Wait!” I protested, but the Darkling was already turning away. I grabbed hold of his arm, ignoring the gasp that rose from the Grisha onlookers. “There’s been some kind of mistake. I don’t… I’m not…” My voice trailed off as the Darkling turned slowly to me, his slate eyes drifting to where my hand gripped his sleeve. I let go, but I wasn’t giving up that easily. “I’m not what you think I am,” I whispered desperately.

The Darkling stepped closer to me and spoke, his voice so low that only I could hear, “I doubt you have any idea what you are.”

BOOK TO SCREEN ▸ Shadow and Bone Chapter 3 | Episode 2

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My bedroom is on the second floor, and there's a big mulberry tree just outside my window that provides shade and privacy and bugs. I recently re-sealed the windowpanes which had been letting huge beetles and fireflies in, and thought I'd gotten all the gaps but saw one firefly cruising around about an hour ago. Worried, I glanced over toward the dark window, wondering if there was a gap big enough to let another huge beetle in. A cat face was peering in at me. The fucking scream I scrumpt.

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Obviously the White Bellbird whose gentle song is also my gender

Great Backyard Bird Off - the Americas (poll 2)

Bird Support

Bananaquit (Coereba flaveola)

submitted as Reinita

"They're a ridiculously common backyard bird in Puerto Rico (But they're all over the Caribbean and Central/South America.) It's a national symbol. They're called Reinitas, which means "Little queens." Isn't that wonderful? "We have all these little queens coming to the feeder!" Are you not enchanted? (In English they're called bananaquits, which is what they're under on wikipedia.) They're colorful and friendly. I once nursed a downed hatchling and taught it to fly while the other reinitas watched from the bushes. (Hand rearing is bad practice, I know, but I was like 8, I didn't know any better.) Lovely little bird, so beloved as to be an unofficial national symbol. Are not all birds little queens? They're little queens and they love fruit and sugar. Are you not enchanted?"

"they're so cute and cheerful, plus the name is adorable too"

White Bellbird (Procnias albus)

"I head this distict bird sound in the movie Jurassic Park as a kid and it instantly became this very recognizable sound for me. But having it being the loudest bird in the world is also just instring [sic]. Along with its very striking colors."

Medium-sized bird; heard far more than seen. All-white male is unmistakable; mostly green female is best identified by chunky proportions and long, sloping head profile. Found in tall forest, principally at higher elevations; common in the tepui region. Feeds at fruiting trees but is more often seen from high vantage points or flying across gaps. Males sing from bare snags above the canopy and are often not visible from below. Song is only vaguely bell-like, amazingly loud and reverberating; younger males may give a cracked or truncated version. (eBird)

Image sources: bananaquit (Phil Chaon), bellbird (Anselmo d'Affonseca)

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Yes, this is how I know I could never handle another animal whose default expression is "bereft."

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I could never own a cat with a sad face. I'd go insane trying to cheer it up.

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No third party answer

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It’s too small :’)

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"go under" means "be covered with the blanket" so she can take a nap.