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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court

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This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

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In 1975, North Korean ambassador to Australia crashed his official Mercedes-Benz while drunk driving. Knocking on the door of the nearest house looking for help, the ambassador was aghast to find the door opened by none other than the South Korean ambassador.

Having immediately fled the scene on foot, the next morning the North Koreans visited a local Mercedes dealer in an attempt to buy a replacement car. This did not go well however as - after picking a car - the North Koreans were told they would have to wait a few weeks for a delivery, as the display car had already been bought by the South Korean ambassador. There was much screaming.

Days later, without telling anyone, the North Koreans abruptly abandoned their embassy and fled back to Pyongyang.

Sources [1], [2], [3]

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It is just as critically important for the Netflix DMC anime to properly portray Vergil (he's going to be there, of course he is) as it is to portray Dante. Their whole shtick is that one is cool by acting uncool and the other is uncool by repeatedly causing mass disasters in an effort to be seen as cool

Dante doesn't smoke. He exclusively eats pizza and ice cream. He gets stabbed twice a week. He unironically says "Woohoo! Yeeha! Watcha!" All the women in his life keep attacking him and then take all of his money, with the exception of Patty, who got rich and decorated Devil May Cry in balloons and ribbons and then stole Dante's ice cream anyway. His nephew kicked him into a statue and impaled him with his own sword when they first met.

Vergil is a grown-ass man running around with a katana cutting down everything but his mommy issues. He loses every fight. He uses hair gel despite not even living in human society. He attacked his dad's enemy to prove he was just as good and they kicked his ass. He made up his own overpowered self-insert devilsona because he kept losing to Dante and then it kicked his ass. His humansona looks like if Kylo Ren googled what emo was. He killed millions of people for a fruit that makes you stronger and then Dante kicked his ass. And then his son kicked his ass. He has never paid child support. He answered Dante's statement of "You cut off your own son's arm for this?" with "My son means nothing to me" and then gets surprised when told that Nero is his son, implying he's cut so many arms off that his son being Nero never even entered his mind. His own doppleganger summon occasionally dances outside of his control, making him die of cringe.

Meanwhile, Nero, left unsupported by both his father and his uncle for most of his life, got out of a cult, married his love, runs a soup kitchen, has a stable job, can actually hire a mechanic to help out, and owns a car, but somehow he's the loser in the family.

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November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

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I'm glad you're still around, Jsyrin.

Yeah, I'm pretty much just using Tumblr to find new gay ships to obsess over haha

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*stumbles in through the door* I-I took on 5 orcs.

What do I get?

REWARDS: 86 Gold, 94 EXP, Orc Phone Number (x5)

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Mirror Mirror

Well, obviously Vacuo is gonna be an inversion and mirror of Atlas, right?

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One neat thing to comment on in the RWBY9 finale is, when Ruby comes back, the cat sees this as a win for him. Ruby hasn’t changed. She’s still her. And she was who he wanted, because he could fill the void in her heart in order to escape. So when he sees Ruby the same as before, he immediately runs at her.

He can’t comprehend that a person could accept the way things were. He can’t conceive that his won’t work, because in his mind if Ruby didn’t change, then she must still have the hole in her heart. A place he can fill. It never once occurs to him that a person can simply accept themselves. That they can simply Be without having to become something else.

He’s so lost in the idea of needing something else to fill the void, that he never even considers that self-acceptance is even an option. Probably because he, like Ruby, felt he wasn’t enough after the gods left, blaming himself. And he never considered it might not be because he wasn’t enough.

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Imagine going to monster killing high school and two years later you know more about the nature of existence than anyone else on the planet

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YOUR FAVORITE?!?!!? THAT YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN!!!?????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭👏👏😭

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Yeah this is how Ruby will defeat CC Neo next week

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love 2 learn new things

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“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”