cybertronplannedparenthood
cybertronplannedparenthood
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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms
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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
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Happy Pride Month to my favorite gay film of 2024 🎉🎉 [I refuse to draw Sentinel so I just traced him]
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In honor of pride month, here's a deeply unserious bonus poll
Propaganda welcome and encouraged.
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honestly if we take the how long transformers can live as written the question becomes what are they doing in all that time. Do they like stand perfectly still for thousands of years or something. No way you could activately fight in wars for millions of years everyone would have been long ground down to scrap and circuits by attrition at that point
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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One shall stand, one shall fall
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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SG Orion / OG Megatron
Commissioned for @/xx_elenore_xx on twt
In a twisted act of desperation, shattered glass Optimus, frustrated by how indifferent this worlds Megatron is, decides to play a cruel trick.
He removes the Matrix of Leadership from himself and reverts back to the form of Orion Pax, playing as the gentle mech Megatron once loved, yet betrayed.
Megatron, fully aware it’s not really Orion, is caught off guard.
The resemblance, the voice, the mannerisms, the weight of the hug and the memories that accompany it…
Despite knowing better, he cannot help but lean into familiarity.
Falling for the trap laid out for him.
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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I kinda edited this with the idea of Optimus somehow traveling back in time “over & over” again to when he was still Orion Pax after he received the memories of every other Optimus in the multiverse through the Matrix. So now he is attempting to stop his D-16 from turning into Megatron no matter how many tries it will take (Homura Akemi Style)
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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[FREIGHTER X MINER AU]
A very corny and cheesy AU to heal the soul
Orion is a middle-class bot, he works in the ports as the one who loads and unloads the ships that arrive to the city. In his spare time he studies a degree in physics and mechanics.
D-16 is a low-class bot, who works as a miner, he has no time to study, but he likes literature and art, he finds a way to do something about it. Being always very sentimental.
By fate they both met and what started as a casual friendship, evolved in two lovers, who are very different but complement each other as if they had the same spark.
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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I gave myself the ok to post one more transformers edit on this blog and since it uses the same song as my first one I’d figure I’d post it here too. But this one has a massive spoiler so watch at your own risk trekkies
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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Song: That’s All
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(716): You’ve opened Pandora’s butthole my friend. There’s no going back.
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 2 months ago
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What was going on in the other side of the door in the last part
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cybertronplannedparenthood · 3 months ago
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little fan
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