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I'm a "multiple interpretations of a character are valid" person until I see an interpretation that explicitly contradicts canon and then I start chewing on the drywall.

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horror movie that telegraphs who the "final girl" is, but 55 minutes in the "stoner guy" character reveals she's been having Trans Thoughts

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anyway. onto better things

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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ORPHEOUS EXPLAINING TERSELY TO EURYDICE THAT THE BEES ARE GOING TO STING HIM ON THE DICK AND THAT’S HOW HE’S GOING TO GET A WEDDING BONER

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By the way, the prosecution just violated Luigi Mangione's HIPAA rights and I have not seen people talking much about it

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they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

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they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay

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ur literally so pretty. also your thumb is gorgeous. award winning thumb

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Why is Phineas and Ferb trending??

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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best