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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

[cylonbarnes]

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

[cylonbarnes]

youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

[cylonbarnes]

spent a week warning my mum about the heat and weather and telling her not to go outside and today she texts me a pic of one world trade center and says "guess where i am!" girl NEW YORK IN A HEAT WAVE?????

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Brice Marden, 15 x 15 6, (Kremer inks and Kremer white shellac ink on Arches paper; 20 x 15 in), 2015-2017 [© 2025 Estate of Brice Marden / ARS, New York. Photo: Maris Hutchinson. Courtesy the Estate of Brice Marden and Gagosian]. Exhibition: Brice Marden: Works on Paper, Gagosian, Paris, June 14 – August 2, 2025

[cylonbarnes]

Femme assise (Woman Sitting), a 1908 work by the great Henri Matisse (1869-1954)

[cylonbarnes]

the thing about going to penn state is that i get to be like "i went to penn state" for the rest of my life and people like. have heard of it. i know so many people who went to colleges i've never heard of. i'm in the in-crowd for the first time ever.

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ARMAND & MADELEINE in Interview with the Vampire • 2.06, Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light

[cylonbarnes]

i need a $10,000 grant to go cluuuuubbbingggg

[cylonbarnes]

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

[cylonbarnes]

i still cant believe robert sugden is back. every new clip i see makes me grin and kick my feet like a giddy schoolgirl

[cylonbarnes]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

[cylonbarnes]

I neither watch nor understand Love Island but like they always seem to have Bombshells coming in randomly days and weeks into the game/show and I'm like... I'd be so pissed if I was a first-round cast member... are they not competing for money? Are they just competing for love? No way. Like okay usurpers get out of here some of us have been toiling on this beach forever before you showed up. I'm a dedicated Big Brother superfan and if someone entered the house like week 4 it'd be like fuck that person get them out. I wouldn't want anyone winning who hadn't walked in DAY 1. They're playing for money, right???

[cylonbarnes]

just layers and layers to this thing, huh.

[cylonbarnes]

From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom