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“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”

—Oscar Wilde

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in the new Game Changer there was a “show of hands” minigame and one of the questions was “who here makes over 250k a year” and a single person raised their hand which was already funny enough and then after the episode ended we learned that person is one of the most popular Minecraft streamers on the planet

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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Person who wants to lean on social constructs to make you do something: why are you being weird? 😑

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toxic people in the ff7 fandom: *pinning Tifa and Aerith against each other on a daily basis*

meanwhile Tifa and Aerith:

source

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My dash did a thing

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google search why am i sad

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hi this is beefsalad, i was going to post something on twitter but i didnt want to draw more attention to people who do probably dont want that. i did not plan on ever creating a tumblr account because i really dont think it is any of my business what happens on this website - i am aware it exists and occasionally i observe from afar to see some of the art or nice things people say about me, but i dont want to ever be an active presence here because people seem to be having harmless fun and i the last thing i want to do is intrude and ruin that for anyone. i am here to post this and then leave and pretend like i was never here

i should mention that i dont speak for anyone other than myself. i do not know or care what other streamers think, this is just my opinion

ive seen people on twitter essentially just shaming and ridiculing people on here for being weird and autistic and obsessive. i felt the need to say something because i am also weird and autistic and obsessive, and i know exactly how it feels to be made fun of or ostracized for being weird and autistic and obsessive. it upsets me to see people being so mean and judgemental for seemingly no reason. if a streamer does not ever bring something up or address it, they either dont know about it or they dont want to address it for a reason. either way they dont need anyone speaking on their behalf.

i would just like to say that if my existence has somehow inspired you to you create something that makes you or someone else happy, that is a genuinely heartwarming sentiment to me, regardless of whether or not i actually want to see the content itself. even if you are posting content that i dont want to see, i think it's nice that you're having fun and the knowledge that it exists does not bother me. i am perfectly capable of avoiding the things i want to avoid on my own. (unless its like on my twitter timeline or in my discord or something (which it isnt))

thats all i wanted to say, im not going to interact or post anything else here, other than to clarify or communicate something if i feel the need to. im going to go back to pretending to not know what a tumblr is and peeking through the window once a month to see whats happening. ok goodnight im sorry if i jumpscared you xqcL

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Father just asked me, in response to me picking up our dog; “do you think, if aliens made humans their pets, do you think we’d enjoy being picked up by them” and I had to pretend like I haven’t been on the internet as much as I have

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Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.

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[ID: a mock caution sign. The illustration, done in bold black, shows a set of hyper mobile hands stretching the thumb to reach their forearm, and lightning bolts float above the writ. The text on the sign reads “Warning Just because you can bend that way doesn’t mean you should.” /end ID]

Happy EDS awareness month.

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