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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

but no ive never seen appmon im sorry

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everyones' favorite (ex) team rocket member

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no just the blood of their enemies

i love drinking water

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i had a friend years back who absolutely abhorred cats, because as a kid one particularly nasty one caught him on the eye with a swipe.

he would legit make an entire 10ft detour around our cats when he could, and if confrontation was inevitable, would rather just avoid the situation entirely.

phobias are some wack shit my dudes

Don't worry. He won't claw your eyes out.

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there exists on Reddit — yes i know — a comic with a similar-ish concept. not so much of this level, but of an adult going through the whole Pokémon story and it getting Really Weird.

i couldn’t find a link to save my damn life unfortunately but just take my word in this guys trust me

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

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THE HOOKS BOY-O

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what does get old is me when i try to make Any™ sorting algorithm

This one never gets old

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Wow Look At That, I’m Making An Actual Post

so i admittedly didn’t use this platform Ever™️, but figured the more the merrier in conquest of community building and making friends, so here i am

to those who are unfortunate enough to end up here,

✨welcome to hell and i’m sorry in advance���

i be Earth, funny music man, streamer, roblox scripter. some say jack of all trades, i say unmedicated mental illness. anyway

so yeah this place may or may not see any actual activity, but it’s the thought that counts. bare minimum i’ll be using this to push my music and shenanigans so that’s a thing.

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slack changelogs are absolutely my favorite thing on this planet. some of the all-time best;

they love giving you choices yk

self-care is important

sometimes you need to treat your app like a toddler

that wasnt very :pogchamp:

and my personal favorite;

slack does the hokey-pokey.

this is a friendly reminder that just because you have a corporate, doesnt mean you always have to act like corporate. its your app, have fun with it

Bug Fixes with a dash of Introspection

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no but seriously what is the point. like. how are you gonna drop someone like an insurance agency drops someone who hasn’t paid their bill. it just doesn’t make sense. “you’re nice and all but your free trial of

✨me✨

has ran out, gotta blast”

like it sounds almost self-centered to do short-term relationships, i cannot grasp the idea

Can someone explain the concept of “looking for short-term” in the context of relationships, specifically when hookups are a separate option.

Like hookups I understand completely, while I don’t like them, I at least understand the logic there. But I don’t understand willfully getting into a relationship with someone under the pretense that it will end. Like sure, we’re young and more than likely not looking to get hitched right now, but I don’t think I could ever go into a relationship knowing it will end, definitively.

Also what even is the timeline on “short-term”? A few days? A few months? A year? When is the ‘acceptable’ time to break-up with your short-term partner, and are you both really supposed to just be super chill about it like “Yeah, it was probably about that time anyways. Thanks for everything. Have a good life :)”

When I think of dating, I think of only two possible scenarios: either A) they just want to hookup for a night/FWB situation, or B) they want to become romantically-involved with each other for an extended period of time, with the theoretical possibility of it lasting forever. Like I know I got empathy problems, but what kinda sociopathy do you need to become romantically-involved with someone on a three month subscription plan. 

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Tumblr off the app store??

time to never uninstall

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there's an energy here that idk if I wanna feel

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Iunno if you realize but it goes deeper than that

Literally every little thing we do could define our lives in the future, regardless of how small and irrelevant they may seem. That piece of cake on the table could be eaten by you in a couple of minutes, or you could wrap it and give it to a dude on the street. The Snickers bar? Just giving it to a co-worker can really make a difference.

If Monica never got fired for taking those steaks then she wouldn’t have worked at the 50’s diner. If Monica never worked at the 50’s diner then Rachel wouldn’t have meet Mark. If Rachel never met Mark she would have never worked at Bloomingdales. If Rachel never worked at Bloomingdale’s she wouldn’t have met Joshua. If she didn’t met Joshua she wouldn’t have blown off Emily. If Rachel hadn’t blown off Emily, Ross wouldn’t have dated her. If Ross never dated Emily they wouldn’t have a wedding. If Ross and Emily didn’t have a wedding Monica and Chandler wouldn’t have gotten together.

Lesson is good things can come from awful things.

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A similar thread appeared on Reddit.

And Google+.

Why is the internet so fascinated with vore sex?

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up