cynic-says-stuff
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cynic-says-stuff · 13 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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cynic-says-stuff · 3 days ago
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sometimes i feel ive got to
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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i plan on smiling sometime soon
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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your profile is entertaining.
Entertaining? Not deeply insufferable? Tragic.
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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really underrated sibling dynamic is eldest freak loser sister no friends no bitches strange and offputting. and her really normal younger sister who loves her and hangs out with her.
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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in my restless dreams i see that shit
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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living in america must be so cool you get to shoot yourself
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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Can I please write to you
No, some of y’all are better as a concept
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful laid out under a surgical light?
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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I’ve come to the harrowing realisation that the only way to write my book is to write my book
I may never recover
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cynic-says-stuff · 4 days ago
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cynic-says-stuff · 5 days ago
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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