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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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Hard Truths (Mike Leigh, 2024)

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To Android users: It is visible to you that your posts have been reviewed and labeled, and a lot of content has been censored for you and has been labeled "mature content". Even SFW posts or literally cute animal pictures.

To anyone that isn't an Android user: Your posts have also been reviewed and labeled, you just can't see it. Your posts were reviewed and labeled, but it's without your knowledge. Only us Android users can see it.

There's someone I speak to on here and I told her that Tumblr labeled her content too, but she didn't know this and none of my posts were labeled for her. She's not an Android user. I am.

So, basically, it sucks more for Android users, but it sucks for everybody too.

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Monday's child has the saddest of eyes

Tuesday's child is 12 bricks in disguise

Wednesday's child doth sparkle much

Thursday's child is out of touch

Friday's child is one flat fuck

Saturday's child loves a sea slug

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day,

Their fingers are... no, I shan't say.

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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waiting for my tire to get fixed so I'm walking around doing some Yakuza shit and finding side stories

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DELTWRUNE ANNOYNCED H MY FUCKUNG GOD

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"friends don't look at each other like that" well okay you coward you do whatever you want however i WILL look at my friends like they're the most important thing in the world. i love them with my whole heart and i will hold their hand and stare at the stars not because i wanna fuck them but because they mean the world to me and i care about them. fuck you

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Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this: