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Hii!! Are any of the requests closed? I feel like requesting something but I'm not sure if I wanna do a matchup or headcannon thing or such so I was wondering if any were closed?

Hi! my requests are still open I’m just alittle slow right now to answer everything but it’s still open 😁

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Mercs with a female s/o that is questioning if their genderfluid and to sceard to tell anyone? Sorry if this is weird.

Hey friend sorry this took a bit, I hope you like it!

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Scout:

He definitely won't understand when they first tell him but all he knows is he loves his S/O so even if he doesn’t understand all the way he won't hesitate to do whatever they need him to do to feel comfortable.

Once they do finally come out to him he will try his best to comfort them and will let them know in his own awkward way how much he loves them.

Soldier:

Also won't understand but wont even hesitate to shout out their support, he's surprisingly really good at adjusting any pronouns if their S/O requests him to.

As long as you still identify as an american then he's perfectly fine with whatever his S/O identifies as tbh.

Pyro:

To be honest I do headcanon Pyro as genderfluid as well so they are the quickest to understand when their S/O comes out to them and they aren’t afraid to sweep their S/O into a big ol bear hug to show their support.

If their S/O ever feels self conscious or dysphoric in any way shape or form they aren’t afraid to either hold their hand or pull them into another bone crushing hug to try and squeeze those negative feelings out.

Heavy:

He prides himself on being in tune with his loved ones and their needs so once his S/O starts acting distant he notices immediately but he wants to give his S/O a chance to talk to him about whatever is wrong when they feel comfortable so he won't confront them right away.

Once they finally do come out to him he's quick to let them know how much he cares for them and will hold their hand as they explain how they feel.

Medic:

He may not notice any changes in his S/Os behavior right away since this man is a certified workaholic but once he finally gets his head out of his work he is quick to notice something is wrong and won't hesitate to ask, he won't push it though if his S/O still doesn’t feel comfortable to tell him.

Once he finally understands how his S/O is feeling he would like to sit down and talk about it, that way he can get a better understanding on how they are feeling.

Demo:

On the rare occasion that he’s sober he's actually observant but he's very laid back about it and won't confront them until they are ready to talk.

Once he is finally told about how they are feeling he takes the time to sit and listen to what their S/O would prefer identity wise and he quickly adapts depending on how they are feeling that day, he may slip up here and there but he is always quick to correct himself.

Engineer:

It’s no surprise that this man is another workaholic but he definitely notices how they are acting faster than Medic would, he wouldn’t want to force them into telling him anything before they were ready, so he just makes sure to drop subtle hints that he loves and supports them no matter what.

Once they finally trust him enough to tell him he quickly does as much research as he can, he doesn’t want to admit it but he is nervous about messing anything up.

Sniper:

Being a sniper he notices subtle changes in people so once his partner starts getting distant he kinda freaks out but doesn’t say anything in hopes that they will talk to him once they are ready.

It’s no surprise he's not great with words so he can't really articulate how he feels when they come out to him but once he is finished processing everything he will gently take their hand and hold it and maybe even hug them if he feels like that wasn’t enough to show them how he feels about them.

Spy:

Being a spy it's a given that he notices right away when someone acts differently especially if that someone is a person that they care about deeply. He may actually find out what’s bothering his S/O rather fast but he's willing to wait until they are ready to tell him.

He won't let his partner know that he already knew once they do come out to him, instead preferring to compliment and shower his lover in praise and affection.

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Hey guys! Just wanted to let y’all know imma be working on more scenarios and matchups this weekend I’m sorry for the inactivity but work is kinda getting in the way 😅 I promise I’ll be finishing up all of your guys asks as soon as I can!

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Smile for camera, Pootis

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Matchup please! I'm a strong female with a bit of chub. I'm compassionate, patient and a little sensitive. I love to learn about history and biology (and sometimes art). Other than making art/crafts, I enjoy writing, hiking and watching scary movies or cartoons. I am capable of holding a deep conversation and enjoy doing so, but a part of me is a bit childish (perhaps due to a rough past?). I am very affectionate and will always be wholeheartedly supportive even if my partner's at their worst

I match you with

💖Heavy💖

He is a man who deeply values a person's character so he absolutely fell in love with how compassionate and patient you are especially towards anyone he considers his loved ones.

He doesn’t consider himself much of an artist, but he has learned to see the beauty in it. If you were to show him any of the arts and crafts you’ve done he wouldn’t hesitate to tell you just how wonderful he thinks it is. Hell maybe you may even convince him to try and make some himself even if it doesn’t turn out as good.

It’s no surprise he loves writing. His degree in Russian literature is proof of that, he may not be as good at writing in English but if you would allow him to he would love to read whatever you wrote and would love it even more if you asked him to brainstorm ideas for your next project.

This man is constantly a rock for those around him either for his family or for the other mercs so he truly does appreciate your childish side it helps remind him to come up for air every once in awhile and actually enjoy the company of those around so if you have any juvenile activities that you love to do don’t be afraid to include him he may need a break of his own.

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Hey, is it ok to ask for a Tf2 matchup? this is my first time, so I apologize for any mistakes: I'm nonbinary, 5"6, and I got curly dark hair. I'm a laidback & chill person, though deep down I have social anxiety, and it takes awhile for me to open up, but i get excited when talking about my interests. I like space, video games, gemstones, and parkour!

I match you with

💖Scout!💖

It may have taken some explaining about how you feel in social situations but once he understands he will be more than happy to talk for you and deflect any attention off of you if you start feeling overwhelmed.

Scout would 100% be into video games too, he can go on and on about his favorites and be more than willing to listen to what you like and may even ask to play a few if they pique his interest. Would definitely pull all nighters just playing games with you.

He may not know much about space as a whole but it sure looks pretty and seems pretty interesting. when you get to talking about space he just can't help but sit and listen, he finds it extremely fascinating when you explain everything to him like that.

This boy will also definitely be into parkour. Sometimes he may fail at it since he doesn’t usually think ahead but the act of parkour itself is a perfect pastime for someone with such high energy.

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Tis I again ,,, im loving your writing so much!!! I hope you dont mind me sending more requests! Its okay if it takes time, honestly write when you feel like writing It!

How about something easy like cute fluffy domestic hcs w the mercs?

Your writing is so cool, Keep up the good work!!!

Ahh thank you so much! Seeing all of your kind messages has seriously made my day ❤️

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Scout:

No Surprise to anyone this man loves baseball you can often find him watching it or talking about it, if his S/O ever asks him if they can play he gets so excited he can barely contain himself.

He has a stash of comic books in his room that he likes to read during his days off, his S/O always knows when he gets to an exciting part or if he finds a new comic that interests him because he won't be afraid to find them and excitedly explain everything.

Sometimes this boy still has some energy that he hasn’t burned through so he can't sleep some night. If his S/O is still up he loves to roll over and just talk about whatever is on his mind at that moment until they both finally fall asleep.

Soldier:

Soldier is always ready for battle even on ceasefire days and he wants his S/O to be ready even if they don’t participate in any fighting. It's better to be prepared just in case, so training with his S/O kinda becomes his daily routine.

The second most important person in his life after his S/O is Lieutenant Bites, no matter how feral the raccoon acts towards him he loves to just be able to spend time with the little guy, he tries to convince his S/O to spend some time with Bites but for some reason his S/O always passes on it, oh well.

Pyro:

Pyro is a person of few words but they are a wonderful listener and after a hard day they love to just relax and listen to their lovely S/O talk about their day. Even if their day wasn't the best, just having this little routine makes it all better.

Sometimes during their daily battles they find little trinkets and items they think their S/O would absolutely love, sometimes it's actually really nice items such as a pretty rock that's the same color as their eyes; or a really nice hat they thought would look amazing on them. But other times it's something a little grotesque that kinda got lost in translation in their Pyro vision, it's a mystery what they bring but that kinda adds to the excitement of being their S/O.

Medic:

This man doesn’t get a lot of free time but when he does he loves to just take a moment and relax by spending time with Archimedes, once his S/O has become properly bonded with the bird his favorite pastime quickly becomes spending time with both of them.

Usually when he's in between projects he loves to get his S/O’s opinion on matters even if they may not know much on the matter he loves being able to get an insight in how his S/O feels on whatever their topic may be.

Heavy:

He is an amazing cook and finds it to be a very calming experience that lets him relax and clear his head of any worries that he may have had that day, so it means the world to him when his S/O shows interest in wanting to join him. Even if his S/O isn’t a good cook he still will give them smaller tasks such as peeling potatoes or chopping vegetables. All that matters to him is the quality time he's getting with his loved one.

During his days off when all his other tasks are done he loves to sit back and read a nice book, a lot of it is in Russian so if his S/O can't understand it but is curious about it he won't be afraid to read it out loud to them.

Engineer:

Whenever he finally pulls himself away from his projects he loves to go outside with his guitar and get some fresh air, maybe even play a few songs to pass the time before his self appointed break ends. If his S/O happens to walk by while he's out there he doesn’t hesitate to invite them to sit with him, he may even ask for any song requests.

This man loves to find ways to show he appreciates his S/O, his favorite way is to plan a nice date at home where he gets to cook them dinner of their choice. It just warms his heart seeing how much his S/O enjoys his food.

Demo:

No surprise to anyone, his favorite date spot is bars. He tries not to drink as much as he usually would but he still does get pretty hammered, he's a true lover boy when he's drunk constantly leaning against you and just muttering about how much you mean to him the whole time. Don’t worry he usually takes you on an actual date the next day after he recovers from his hangover.

At night his favorite sleeping position is similar to that of a koala. He is a huge snuggler and just knowing his S/O is nearby helps lull him to sleep within minutes.

Sniper:

Whenever he gets the chance during his days off he loves to just pack up his van and go on a camping trip away from all of the stress. It’s extremely relaxing for him to just camp out in the desert with nobody to take care of besides his S/O and him.

It’s no surprise he tries to talk to his parents as often as he can no matter how much they dislike his profession he still does love them and he has expressed to his S/O how much he actually wants them to meet his parents one of these days.

Spy:

Spy is huge on big romantic gestures and it’s no surprise he loves to dance so sometimes after a long day he would want nothing more than to slow dance with his S/O. If they ever confessed to him that they actually don’t know how to dance then he will be more than happy to teach them.

Being a spy he is insanely good at picking up on little details and storing them away for later use and he mainly uses that skill when outside of work to remember any gifts that his partner would want. Be it a passing glance at some clothes they saw on display or a wishful sigh when looking at the latest tech he remembers and always makes sure to go back and buy it for them.

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Hi there! this is my first time doing a tf2 match up! I identify as male, I'm really short (4'8" or 146cm) and a bit chubby to be honest. I'm really into technology in general but mainly computer science. I also really like animals and evolution, specially birds and dinosaurs. I'm INTP, people tend to consider me pretty creative for some reason and If I drink caffeine I go nuts. Also I'm the type of person that listens to rave music while washing the dishes.

I match you up with

💖Medic💖

For starters he may be a man of medicine but he does have an appreciation for technology hell his crowning achievement is the medi-gun. So he would absolutely love to sit down with you and have a conversation about all things technology, science, and medicine and whatever other silly little topics y’all can squeeze in.

Obviously you guys share your love of birds you would probably be the only one he trusts around Archimedes. Every time something new happens that involves birds you bet he would come looking for you just to tell you. I feel like he would also find something like evolution fascinating, he spent a lot more time wondering what Archimedes might have looked like as a dinosaur then he would like to admit.

He loves that creative side of you, it doesn’t always have to be medicine for him to be interested if you have any other hobbies like art or writing he would love to inquire on what you could be working on next, that is if you allow him to see, if not no hard feelings he understand.

He doesn’t judge you for going a little nuts after some caffeine, hell I’m sure after a couple of all nighters and a couple cups of coffee he probably went pretty nuts to so he has no room to judge.

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Hi! Could I ask for some male! Spanish speaking s/o x the mercs, howd they react to a very flirty type of s/o that always has cute spanish nicknames for them? Ty in advance!

Scout:

He finds it extremely romantic when you speak Spanish, he doesn’t understand it but just knowing it's coming from his S/O makes it sound ten times better. His S/O could literally be talking about what’s on his shopping list and he will still swoon.

Now this man tries really hard to flirt but all he really knows is a couple of bad pick up lines but at least his heart is in the right place.

He never thought he would consider himself the mushy type but just hearing you call him one of your adorable nicknames absolutely makes him swoon, good luck getting him to admit it though.

Soldier:

now you wouldn’t really call Soldier a man of culture so it's safe to say hes not fluent in Spanish hell there’s times some people aren’t even sure he completely knows english but he still loves hearing all of your cute nicknames and just gets so dang happy knowing you love him enough to come up with so many of them.

Now be warned is his S/O wants to flirt with him it has to be extremely blunt otherwise he wont understand what exactly your implying, he’s definitely not a man of innuendos.

Pyro:

They get so giggly whenever their S/O starts flirting with them, you can’t really tell but they get major heart eyes every time their S/O tells them something sweet.

Definitely not ashamed to be a simp for him

Honestly you probably can’t understand it but they do have their own nicknames that they like to call their S/O but its just to muffled to make out what it is whenever they say it

Medic:

I wouldn’t be surprised if this man knows at least some Spanish he will just need to brush up on the basics since the majority of his knowledge involves medical jargon.

Every time his S/O flirts he just helps inflate Medics ego even more, in public he may not say anything but you bet your ass in private he will be more then happy to respond just to see if he can successfully make his S/O blush.

Just be warned this man can be a straight up tease when he wants to be.

Heavy

He's still trying to fully grasp English so sometimes when you speak in your native tongue it can kinda get lost in translation, he may stop and ask what certain words mean but don’t worry once he asks a question he’ll try not to repeat it just be patient with him he's trying his best.

He's not someone who does well with PDA of any kind so don’t expect a huge reaction if you try flirting in public, but in private you never fail to make him smile hell sometimes you even manage to make him blush.

Engineer:

If he didn’t know any Spanish before your relationship he is quick to start learning, he's always looking to learn something new but he also jumps at the opportunity to connect with you in some way so if learning your native language is one of those ways he's more than happy to learn.

God he gets so red everytime you flirt with him, everytime it just ends with him chuckling nervously and just mumbling a little “Aw shucks Darlin” while he blushes. This man is a sucker for cute nicknames everytime you come up with a new one he's pure putty in your hands

Demo:

How he handles your flirty nature depends on if he's sober or not to be honest. If sober he always laughs and flirts back and he's pretty good at being suave himself when in this state, but when he's drunk, his flirting kinda downgrades to a jumbled version of his sober flirting with a lot more “I love you”s thrown in there.

Now I don’t see him as someone with high self esteem so everytime you call him all those cute nicknames he just feels so loved like even with all of his self perceived down sides you still aren’t afraid to act so loving towards him.

Sniper:

Now he's a man that doesn’t go looking for a lot of affection so flirting is a little new to him and he’s a little awkward about it and at times he can probably rival scout when it comes to who can blush the fastest but he’ll be damned if he lets you do all the teasing so even if it’s a little awkward at first once he gets more comfortable he actually gets decent at flirting with his S/O.

It’s always kinda funny seeing his reaction to his S/O’s cute nicknames because he always gets a goofy smile before responding back, he just can’t help but simp whenever he hears them.

Spy:

Now it's no doubt this man knows multiple languages spanish definitely being one of them, so this man is ready to have full conversations in spanish if it would be more comfortable for his S/O.

This is a man that has fully mastered how to flirt with a partner so be warned flirting with him will just make him want to tease his S/O until inevitably he gets them all flustered.

He's also a steady competition when it comes to romantic nicknames everytime you come up with one he will have a new one for you as well.

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Hi!!! Could I get a match up?. Please slip heavy/pyro and soldier.

Im someone who has that "tough exterior, soft interior" kinda feel, people tend to feel intimidated by me because I have a resting bitch face, I dress in black with a rocker aesthetic.

Im very kind and motherly like, and im loyal to those I trust and love, I have a very close and niche circle of loved ones, I have some trust issues but ill always help people who ask for a hand.

I love art related things, history and videogames, im also a huge nerd.

Lemme know If you need anything else!

Ooh I match you up with the

💖Engineer💖

He doesn’t wear much, other than his flannels and overalls, so I guess you can say he’s not the pinnacle of fashion himself but he absolutely digs your rocker aesthetic!

He’s a man that is around rather tough people all the time so he doesn’t mind your resting bitch face or your tough exterior he’s rather quick to look past all that once y’all get to know each other.

He can be a bit of a mother-hen himself so he appreciates having someone around that’s just as kind to the ones they care about, plus he can understand your trust issues, in his line of work you always have to err on the side of caution so he wont question your reasons for it but will lend an ear if you ever want to talk about it.

He may have his main love for robotics but this man does have a soft spot for history and even art, now he may not know much about video games but he can never pass up an opportunity to learn something new!

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Blog Introduction and Rules

Hey everybody and welcome to this pure experiment of a blog

I wish to get better at writing so I wanted to set up an imagine/head cannon blog for the fandom Tf2 and maybe when I get more comfortable I’ll open it up to more fandoms.

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Stuff I’m willing to write: Angst; Suggestive themes; Mental Health; Poly/LGBTQ relationships; Merc matchups; Nerodivergency.

Stuff I’m not willing to write about: Explicit NSFW; Yandere; Rape; Domestic Violence; Incest; Pedophilia; Merc x Merc.

By default I will keep S/O gender neutral but if you want them a specific gender just let me know and for matchups just let me know if there is any characters you don’t want to be matched up with so I don’t use them.

But overall feel free to ask any questions if you have any!