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The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

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new reaction image

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stop everything you're doing and go read about rakus, the wounded sumatran orangutan from indonesia that was seen using plant as medicine

give it up for rakus, the wounded sumatran orangutan from indonesia that was seen using plant as medicine

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…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

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the annoying thing is he’s absolutely gonna use this to his advantage

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Have you been poked with a knife and left to wonder what just happened? Have you ever had a parent that was not there for you when you needed them the most? Have you ever had a parent that made you realize that you're a pathologically erroneous being and that your own thoughts and feelings are not safe and welcome? If the answer is yes, let me tell you that path to healing will be open to those of us, but slow and steady, it will pass through your wounds, and will never feel perfect enough unless you really allowed the pain. So when you walk along the lesser known road, picking up the pieces of your broken self, plucking wild flowers for your grieving heart, I pray that the road also reveals to you your next stop. The Self. So please don't fret over unsaid words, unknown meanings or imagined truths. We were born imperfect, we will always know in part. The truth that you seek will come like a butterfly in the February spring. It's glad wings shall lift you up to the morning sun and finally, you will breathe into the freshness of your self and center. - Learnings from my epic soul

Kalavathi Raj, QUOTUS

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Call it Spring light pink high heeled sandals🤍

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“This is what I like about photographs. They’re proof that once, even if just for a heartbeat, everything was perfect.”

— Jodi Picoult

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“as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.”

— Unknown