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Saw someone call that sudden feeling of patriotism you only feel during the Olympics “Seasonally Affected Nationalism Disorder”

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Bill Heck as Billy Knapp in “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs” (2018).

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Hey nonbinary friends, I call my students sir and ma’am on occassion. What is the they/them equivalent? What would you like to be called to show respect? I’d like to have some options for one of my students, since they just came out and I don’t want to default putting the responsibility of coming up with an answer on them.

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ADTOY cover of my dreams:

Minhyuk (BTOB)

Jungkook (BTS)

BM (KARD)

Shownu (Monsta X)

Baekho (Nu’est)

Minho (Shinee)

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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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Broke: Writing Cullen out of DA4 because Gr*g Ell*s is trash.

Woke: Recasting and writing Cullen into DA4 because nothing would be fucking funnier than seeing Gr*g Ell*s’s temper tantrums when he realizes literally not a single one of Cullen’s fans are here for him, they’re here for the hot guy made of pixels on their PC screen.

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Dear god... 8, almost 9 years

~108 yo

1 tumblr year = 12 human years how old are you?

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Kai’s outfits in Mmhm

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Spam email? This is a student emailing me cause they’re bored over winter break

i got the most relatable spam email

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No I did not have “global pandemic” or “ryan haywood is a predator” or “Destiel is canon” on my bingo list 

but thats just kinda the batshit year 2020 has been

fuck it all, johnlock canon by December why not

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Me, who hasn’t been in the supernatural fandom since Bobby died, furiously googling a ship I never shipped, muttering: What have they done to the gays this time

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i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

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Gav: I know where I stand. I always have. Don’t worry about it.

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reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones