If you hate her you ARE the weakest link
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the disney execs trying to make us dislike sprite failed to consider the queer agendas clear command to adopt every gremlin child ever
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ETERNALS (2021) | dir. CHLOÉ ZHAO
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Me: I don't get obsessed easily
Also me after watching Eternals:
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she’s respectfully disrespectful 😌
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Sprite: tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS.
Kingo: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don't have all day.
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Eternals sequel but it's just sprite going to grade school and bitching about how all the textbooks are wrong.
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This is a Sprite appreciation post, brought to you by my lesbian ass
All hail our beautiful, sarcastic, sassy baby that could step on me and I would apologize
Sprite deserves love, and I'm ready to give it to her
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ETERNALS || Blooper Reel 💙
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Eternals on Disney Land tea cup ride
Phastos & Makkari: *spinning camly while talking*
Thena & Gilgamesh: *spinning calmly, holding hands and smiling*
Druig & Ikaris: *spinning fast while having an argument*
Kingo, Sprite & Karun (+ his cam): *flying past them, screaming*
Ajak & Sersi: *off to the sidelines, cotton candy in hands, shaking their heads*
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The Eternals as those troubled bird memes
Phastos
Sprite
Kingo
Sersi
Ajak
Druig
Ikaris
Thena
Makkari
Gilgamesh
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*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
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