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i actually dont want to make this post anymore

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i'm sharon

most folks call me a witch

i wield the orbis

a levitating sphere loaded with runes

that unleash powerful magic

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if you were hoping dungeon meshi was going to be a chill found family cooking romp and were disappointed that it wasn't, THIS is the show you were looking for!

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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I hope you think of me fondly and then you hear a banging on the barricade and you see a nazi zombie and it starts pulling at the wooden boards and you have to shoot it and other zombies before they kill you and your three teammates and you can unlock new items and areas nearby by killing zombies fot points and theres even some fun powerups and hidden secrets to find

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100 dracula sit-ups, hold franeksntein pose for 10 minutes, 150 mummy swipes, 20 wolfman chest releases,

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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I really get it now

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ralsei transgender moments compilation

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

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