cyst-o-matic
cyst-o-matic
Cyst-O-Matic
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Cyst-ers are doing it for themselves.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
cyst-o-matic · 11 years ago
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Give This Cyst The Elbow
As a birthday celebration for Cyst-O-Matic, here's a cute little elbow cyst complete with squirt, pus trail and root.
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cyst-o-matic · 11 years ago
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Cyst-O-Matic turned 1 today!
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cyst-o-matic · 11 years ago
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Insist On Cysts
Many requests have been received pleading for Cyst-O-Matic to make a return. Pus is a guilty pleasure for many people.  So here is an almost artistic cyst-pop to get us started again.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the ninth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
A day trip to the beach,
A doggy needing assistance, 
One head exploding, 
A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE... 
The best use of a dagger, 
Three miles of earwax, 
Two crackheads squeezing,  
And a volcanic eruption for all to see
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the eighth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
One poorly doggy, 
One head exploding, 
A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE... 
The best use of a dagger, 
Three miles of earwax, 
Two crackheads squeezing,  
And a volcanic eruption for all to see
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the seventh day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
One head exploding, 
Six litres of drainage, 
A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE... 
The best use of a dagger,
Three miles of earwax, 
Two crackheads squeezing 
And a volcanic eruption for all to see.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the sixth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
Six litres of drainage, 
A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE,,,  
The best use of a dagger, 
Three miles of earwax, 
Two crackheads squeezing    
And a volcanic eruption for all to see.  
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the fifth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE...
The best use of a dagger, 
Three miles of earwax, 
Two crackheads squeezing, 
And a volcanic eruption for all to see.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the fourth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
The best use of a dagger, 
Three miles of earwax, 
Two crackheads squeezing,  
And a volcanic eruption for all to see 
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the third day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
Three miles of earwax
Two crackheads squeezing
And a volcanic eruption for all to see
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the second day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
Two crackheads squeezing
And a volcanic eruption for all to see.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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On the first day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me
A volcanic cyst eruption for all to see.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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The internet is littered with clips of spots being squeezed, pimples being popped and boils being lanced. But why are so fascinated?
It is SUCH a responsibility being a forward thinker! 
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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Hey Gran, squeeze this for me will ya?
Proper #cysterhood gore from the start with added Gran as Top Squeezee for variety.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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What is inside a cyst?
Today's #Cysterhood entry is the aftermath of a cyst removal operation.
Find the original surgery here.
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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Hole-y satisfying
A rather tame one for the #Cysterhood today but stick with it until the third minute... 
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cyst-o-matic · 12 years ago
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Incy Wincy Spider
A move away from the #Cysterhood norm today but well worth it as a weekend special. 
But tell me dearest Cysterhood, if you had been bitten by a spider, would you reach for the video camera or head straight to A&E?
This spider bite extraction was submitted by an avid subscriber who wishes to remain anonymous.
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