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John McAfee continuing to be the most normal man alive

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me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher

mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*

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Absolutely obsessed with this thread of anons documenting and exposing a writer’s overwhelmingly blatant muscle fetish bleeding into everything he’s ever worked on

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Perfect magnets

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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

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Testing new photoshop brushes w one of my favorite bot thot convos

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my head is hurting from this Facebook post does no one understand Hendrix played a distorted version of Star Spangled Banner to protest the Vietnam War and not as some act of great patriotism, it’s like the boomers who lived through this event rewrote the history and purpose of Woodstock to fit with their nationalism, the 1960s saw some of the worst acts of American imperialism and racism....these “hippies” were not just anti-establishment, they wanted civil rights and they wanted America to stop killing people in east Asia simply because they were a threat to American wealth

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hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

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CYSTUS LIVES! (kinda)

Sweet fuck its been months since I’ve been here hasn’t it. My drive for this site kind of died with the content ban and I swapped over to twitter. I’d link it, but it sucks and is mostly for following people rather than posting. I do wanna apologize to the people who actually followed me and talked to me, I know i just sorta...disappeared altogether, but I’ll...at least try to make an effort of popping in here occasionally

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Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

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Doctor: [singing to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

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this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

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okay again i dont go here but why does grandpa got cheeks but the stacked dude on the right has the squarest ass ive ever seen?

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randomly remembered the funniest part of dragon ball z

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Local dude orders a burger at Starbucks Featuring @the-great-mighty-dick, @scary-boi, @thewabbajackx, @sbh93, @aleksandr-marchant-the-third, @the-realest-asami, @ultramanultimo