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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair
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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component
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>forgotten where I've left my keys
>no worries, I'm an intellectual
>simply stop, smug look to camera, and announce that I'm entering my mind palace to remember where I put them
>close my eyes and pinch my temple
>instantly find my consciousness transported to the entrance of my mind palace
>mfw I've forgotten my mind keys
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