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ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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"you should stop drinking so much coffee" would you tell Van Gogh to put down his paintbrush
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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what was your almost name? mine was sofia
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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain
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is everything terrible and my life on the brink of falling apart or is it just a week or so before my period
#not an exaggeration actually i need to get some kind of hormone regulator asap because like#girl#this isn't liveable
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peaked in high school this peaked in college that i peaked on erasmus and now i need to Kimi myself
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peaked in high school this peaked in college that i peaked on erasmus and now i need to Kimi myself
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there are people on here who shouldn't be usamerican. don't worry about what I mean by that
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